Halloween special

SPOOKY NIGHT

10/29/12158 :spooky:

B-7: "Ohhh Nano~"

Nano looked over

NM1: "Yeah? What is it?"

B-7: "What month is it?"

NM1: "It's October, whyyyyy... Oh, Halloween!"

MK5 walked past their dorm

MK5: "Isn't that like... 11458 years old?"

B-7: "So? Humans still celebrate it."

MK5 did the thinker pose

Lucky: "Bro you're not the thinker!"

MK5 threw The Smiteson at him

"Owwwww"

B-7: "I got an idea! Decorations!"

Nano, Bee and 5 went to go get the decorations from 5's and Bee's dad, Dan.

(Meanwhile in the Super Evil Unholy Secret Villain Lair underneath the crust of Oxyene)

CAIB: "Violence, it's october, and the soldats are in low morale"

Violence: "So? Why should I care about some ancient human tradition while we plot to destroy  the trout population?"

CAIB: "I'll let you carve a penis into a pumpkin"

Violence: "I'm in, I'm also going to stick it on your new body... whenever that gets made."

CAIB: "Wtf I love you and all, but really?"

Violence: "Not my fault I had to fuse with lust to kill that brat and his family or whatever."

CAIB: "Just... give the some of the soldats pumpkins"

Violence: "On it, tentacles"

*Sigh*

(1 hour later)

Several solders were wearing pumpkins on their head

Violence: "Uhhhhh, not my fault, lol"

CAIB: "Never say that again"

"AHH"

( back at UBH base)

Bee was struggling to pull the top of a pumpkin

MK3: "Bee, you can lift a building, how are struggling with this."

Bee: "It's harder than it looks! How about you take a crack at it smarty pants!"

3 easily pulled off the top of the pumpkin

MK3: "You were pulling at an angle."

B-7: "well crap"

Nano: ''he did that because Fiivfor said we can't curse on Halloween''

(Author's note: thanks Nano!"

Nano: "Np, big A"

MK5: "Who are you talking too?"

Nano: "The author."

Bee: "MK5, did you really think stuff like that happens because I actually was struggling?"

MK5: "yeah?"

Bee: "no we're entertainment for universe #2024"

MK5: "Is this the Truman show you made me watch once?!"

Bee: "Yeah but as an ebook and not a tv show, or movie"

(Author's note: maybe animation someday)

Nano: "Really ni66a?"