So basically me and skibdi tolet are besties (me and skibdi tolet) are besties and we eat tots all day and me and sibdi tolet are besties so i asit on the tolet and we chat with skibdi tolet cuz we are besties and basically tots are yummy and then i talk tuah on my dream guest podcast with skibdi tolet cuz we are besties (did i already say that? Well if i didnt then skibdi tolet and me are besties to catch u up to date).
I went to sibdi toilets eli and mason house cuz i said mama girl behind u adn it was actually skibdi toilet hahah and mama said girl what and hell to the no cuz my mama is actually mercedes (vroom vroom) and she knows that skidi tolet and skibdi tolet are twins and skidi is more gangsta and mama is scared of ganngstas that are more gangsta than queen herself but she is not scared of skibdi tolet cuz he nonchalant and chillax he only uses rizz on sundays at mama church we she pops off queen.
Me and skibdi tolet are besties so we go cuz we besties and thats basically when we go to glee club and sing all the poop songs by that one guy cuz we nonchalant and basically my pooki comes along and breaks her kness (break dances) and everyone is in awe of us (me and skibdi tolet singing not pooki knee dancing) and then everyone stands up and gives a standing ovation while standing up cuz thats what u do when u give tsanding ovation and i love skibdi tolet (oops did i soay that outlod) me and pooki are cuties and i say see you later (cuz if i said goodbye it would make skibdi upset) to skibdi and me and pooki hang with blaine and kurt and the gang (rember merceds is my mama (she queen) so we cool, yung, nonchalant and the glee club let uus in even tho we like what, 3? Idk man i just nonchalandt).
Anyways, we head to mr sheuster house (not eli and mason) and sing thong song and break knees and knee dance in wedding dresses (reference to ms pilebury thjong song ykykkyk) just a reminder, anwyasm, i love singing and sdanicn g and knee dancing. SKibdi tolet comes around (he needed a nonchalant rest) we sing around mr shuetser chirmasta tree (we sing jingle balls.
Yk the one "jingle balls jingle balls sug on ma cuck") ANYWAYSSSSSSSSS. Merceds picks me, pooki, skibdi, blaine, kurt, and the rest of the gant, and mr shueste, ANDDDDDD ms pilebury, ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SUE SYLVETSTER... (DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNN) SHE WAS SECTRETSLY IN THE HOUSE IN THE TREE WHILE WE WEREW NONCHALANTLY SINGING JINGLE BALLS... Gosh.
Skibdi tolet sees her, gives her a glare, "Heyloo0 madam, would thee like to sit on my seat, im a nonchalant gentle man that would alwya sgive up a seat for a pretty lady (his seat is covered in singing juice! DUN DUN DUNNNNN) She sits down and startS BURTING INTO SONG (Shake it off by taylor swift)
Me, pooki, skibdi tolet, kurt, blaine, and the rest of the gang, and merceds (my mama if i didnt mention befor) all are in shok. "WHAT THE FLIp!" exclaims everyone. "Hyaters guna hate!" Says sue. Becky pops up out of the trunk "MINAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ" Shut up becky *rolls eyes*.
Me and skibdi tolet, we besties, push sue and becky out of the sunroof and we accidentally decapitate them. Oops, I DID IT AGAINNNNNNNN. We drop of skibdi tolet toe eli and mason house (skidi outside). Pooki and me go to me house (idk where everyon went? Who knoes?) ANYWAYS, we nonchalantly sing to every single fnaf song
(we practice for glee club tomoz) and solwty drift off into our slumber. In our dream (yes we share dream) we see dream (AHHHHHHHHHH) "PLS HIDE THAT. THATS WHAT THE MASK IS. THATS WAS THAT POINT OF THE MASK IS.." Pooki and me say nsync (ifykyk) heh. Rachel shows off her song and we look at each other and sigh... gosh. I wish skibdi tolet were here to c this. Anyways, me and pooki nonchalantly drift to the old people home where we see kurt flying like peter pan for sum reason (some dreams be crazy like surely this not happen ).
Nest day...
"OKAY LISTEN UP EVERYBODY! SECTIONALS IS UP SOON AND WE NEED SOME SONGS. Pooki, skibdi tolet and me, do u have any?" says mr sheuster. "yes mr we do. CG5, dream, fnaf, trolls, yk all that good stuff." we all say nsync. All the glee club member look around the room cuz they smell a stench. O... My.. Gosh.... Of COURSE! Its that blud jesse. EW! Skibdi tolet and me push him. Everyon claps.
The end.
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klaine fanfic
RomanceKurt and blaine are besties with skibdi toilet, me, pooki, and the rest of the gang and merceds. They hang out in the car and mr sheutsters house. This basically not about klaine but yk.
