Trolls Band Together - Fanfic

The End Of A Band

???: One minute to showtime.

Every1: BroZone, BroZone, BroZone.

BroZone! BroZone, yeah!

???: We love you, BroZone!

JOHN DORY: All right, guys. We're gonna open with "Girl, Baby, Baby" and close with "Baby, Baby, Girl." Wait, no. That doesn't sound right. Ooh! I got it. Open with "Baby, Baby, Girl," close with "Baby, Baby, Girl, Woman." Yes! laughing We are gonna make boy band history tonight.

MITSUKO: Uh JD? i can he-

JOHN DORY: No Mitsuko... u know the rules! no girls helping

MITSUKO: OH CMON!

SPRUCE: [groaning] 510. 511. 512.

JOHN DORY: Love it, Brother. I wanna see a hundred more of those by showtime, Spruce. Those abs need to be poppin', baby.

SPRUCE: Oh! Come on.

JOHN DORY: God, I wanna boil an egg on those abs.

CLAY: John Dory, do I really have to keep wearing these things?

JOHN DORY: yes, you do, Clay. They're funderdrawers. It's underwear, but 76% more fun. Let's see those dance moves, Brother.

CLAY: Fine. Rusty Robot, into Wiggle Worm, end on Caliente Puppet. Yeah.

FLOYD: Bro, you look stressed. Breathe.

JOHN DORY: Well, of course I'm stressed, Floyd. It's the first show of the tour. We have to hit the perfect family harmony. We promised the fans.

MITSUKO: Im w/Floyd!

FLOUD: Okay, calm down. You're making Baby Branch nervous.

MITSUKO: True!

Crowd: BroZone! BroZone!

JOHN DORY: What? Nervous? No, no, no, no, no. He's not allowed to be nervous. He's gotta be perfect.

FLOYD: Cut him some slack, John Dory. It's his first show.

SPRUCE: Come on, abs.

FLOYD: Hey, Branch. How you feeling?

MITSUKO: Branchy... u good?

BABY BRANCH: I feel like I'm gonna barf and pass out and

FLOYD: Pee your pants all at once?

BABY BRANCH: How'd you know?

MITSUKO: Ah, you got the preshow jitters.

FLOYD: Completely normal. Everyone gets 'em. You wanna know what I do when I get 'em?

BABY BRANCH: Barf, pass out and pee your pants?

FLOYD: chuckles I remember that I'm with my brothers, and that when we come together, there is nothing that we can't do.

MITSUKO: Yeah i do the same. giggles

BABY BRANCH: But no one's ever hit the perfect family harmony before. Is it true it can shatter diamonds?

FLOYD & MITSUKO: Yeah. It's that powerful.

JOHN DORY: All right, boys, just remember, no matter what you do, follow my lead.

FLOYD: Or maybe, let's just go out there and have fun together.

CLAY: It's just so much pressure.

ANNOUNCER: Ten seconds!

SPRUCE: A-And what happens if we can't hit it?

JOHN DORY: Oh, that's not an option. If we can't hit the perfect family harmony, we aren't perfect. And if we aren't perfect, we're nothing. Just follow my lead, and the harmony will happen. Let's bro!