U were going on a date with a cranky looking Chihuahua name ren hoek, he took u on to a poor ass restaurant because he cannot afford expensive SHI! He held ur hand and kisses it with his disgusting lips
Ren: I love you so much my POOKIE WOOKS!!!
He kisses ur hand again (disgusting)
He led u into the restaurant, the restaurant looked cheap af! He throws u at the table and gets a smirk on his face, he sits down on the table and speaks with a angry voice
Ren: GET UP Y/N!!! I AINT GONNA WASTE MY TIME IN HERE SO HURRY UP
You got up and took a seat
Ren reads the menu and throws it at the waiter
Ren: GIVE ME THE SPECIAL SPAGHETTI U BITCH HURRY UP!!
the waiter quickly runs to the kitchen and comes back with the spaghetti
Ren took a bite out of it and throws it at the waiter
Ren: BITCH! THAT AINT NO SPAGHETTI!!! WASTE OF MY TIME!!!
he pulls you out the restaurant and runs away with you
wait...REN FORGOT TO PAY!!!
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Freaky ren hoek x reader
RomanceTHIS STORY IS A JOKE!! Ur dating a freaky chihuahua name ren hoek but you don't know why he has instores 😱
