I was bored watching the lov talk about my growth like I wasn't there. "Can y'all at least talk behind my back? Emphasis on the behind cuz my ass is fat." Toga chuckles. "That's debatable."
I dramatically fall off the couch and roll around coughing like I'm dying, as boss-man looks at me or so I think.
Strangely white teeth showing. "Juju, you're very... creative, but I'm sure that creativity can be used for improving your quirk to be more... destructive–"
I look up at the tall, bald, no-ears-looking man. "fine-" I sneeze into my arm, twice speak up, "(*´ω｀*)Bless you- COVID!"
"No, not that... My brain is itching-" "Ew!" Shigaraki cuts me off. "LET ME FINISH... My sister senses are tingling..." I grab my phone, dabi, my hair band and leave.
2 hours of torturing the doc to teleport us, three stops at Wendy's, and 5 'quick' shopping sessions. Me and Dabi finally get to my sister's big ass mansion on the other side of Tokyo.
"YO HOE YOU HOME?" I yell hopefully Maris didn't take an extra shift
"Juju!" Sighing in relief when I hear her voice. "Yeah?"
"Wtf I thought she died or sum-" I roll my eyes at her husband Mikey's voice.
"My sister senses a tingling bitch-"
She opens the door, freezing at the man behind me "CHILD WHAT THE F--K"
"calm down clumsy he's with me."
I see the weird look Dabi, Maris, and Mikey give each other
What kinda weird polyamory bs is this-
"Y'all had a threesome or something?"
Dabi smacks me in the back of the head, "Toya...? You look- burnt." Mikey stares
"Toya is dead."
"You really think we don't recognize that gruff ahh voice and Todoroki's autism energy?" Maris raised an eyebrow. Dabi rolls his eyes "I go by Dabi now."
"U trans or sum??" I stare in confusion,
"NO DUMBASS-"
"I don't discriminate, hot stuff," I say, very mindfully, very demurely- demurrer- demwhateverthefuckitsspelledlikek
"Juju don't flirt with him. He isn't in the right mindset rn" Mikey says shutting my dreams down •́ ‿ ,•̀
"Also I'm pregnant."
Bitch
What.
"HOW TF DO YOU JUST DROP A BOMBSHELL LIKE THAT!???" Dabi and I yell in unison
"You mean you two- you like- did the devil's tango???" Dabi looked revolted.
I scoff. "You're such a child dabi.
"Just say they banged"
"Juju no- I mean yes but no." Maris facepalmed
"So like......... Who's the top?" Dabi looked between them, and then he and I shared a look
"Maris. Maris is the top." He and I look at each other and nod.
"I need some chocolate milk"
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MHA, My Sis, And Me
FanfictionMe and my older sister self inserted into My Hero Academia! It was a joke at first, but it quickly escalated and I would love to share it!! This will be a series of short one shots based on my sister Ashlee, and me, Jubilee, and the characters of Bo...
