zodiac signs

The signs

Before I start I put random photos that have nothing to do with is book

WHERE THEY WANT TO GO ON THEIR HONEYMOON
Aries: London
Taurus: China
Gemini: Japan
Cancer: Hawaii
Leo: Las Vegas
Virgo: New York City
Libra: Morocco
Scorpio: African Safari in Kenya
Capricorn: Alaskan Glaciers
Aquarius: North Korea
Pisces: Paris, France

WHERE TO FIND THE SIGNS
Aries: Roof
Taurus: Couch
Gemini: Car
Cancer: kitchen
Leo: beach
Virgo: home
Libra: Mall
Scorpio: Bedroom
Sagittarius: outside
Capricorn: Hell
Aquarius: Forest
Pisces: Therapy

THE SIGNS AS FAN GIRLS
Comic book fangirl- Taurus & Virgo
Netflix/TV fangirl- Leo & Sagittarius
Music fangirl- Aries & Pisces
Book fangirl- Gemini & Cancer
Movie fangirl- Libra & Capricorn
Anime Fangirl- Scorpio & Aquarius

HOW LONG DO THE SIGNS HOLD A GRUDGE?
Aries: 24 hours tops
Taurus: until they die, maybe not even
Gemini: give it 30 seconds
Cancer: years
Leo: until the end of time
Virgo: couple of months
Libra: 02 seconds unless they really f***ed up
Scorpio: all of eternity
Sagittarius: two days
Capricorn: don't even bother apologising
Aquarius: a year
Pisces: 2 months

POTATO HOROSCOPE
Aries: waffle fries
Taurus: baked potato
Gemini: crinkle-cut
Cancer: freedom fries
Leo: hash browns
Virgo: curly fries
Libra: sweet potato fries
Scorpio: poutine
Sagittarius: potato wedges
Capricorn: carne asada fries
Aquarius: tater tots
Pisces: potato skins

THE SIGNS PLAYING TRUTH OR DARE
Aries: "I'll go first lmao. DARE!"
Taurus: "stick your head in the toilet bowl!"
Gemini: *takes pictures* "oh my this is hilarious" *uses pics for future blackmail* "ITS YOUR TRUN CANCER AHAHAHGAGAGA!"
Cancer: um dare? Wait no-
Leo: "I dare you to lick someone here"
Virgo: *gets licked "EWWW LIKE WTF"
Libra: "CANT ANSWER THAT lolllllll leoooooo"
Scorpio: "who do you wanna make out with?"
Sagittarius: "lol my TRUN DARE"
Capricorn: "I dare you to kiss me"
Sagittarius: "come one you know I have a bæ" --_
Aquarius: "I dare you to tweak on Pisces"
Pisces: *gets tweaked on* "WHYYYY MEEE?!"

MEAN GIRL QUOTES
Aries: "Is butter a carb?"
Taurus: "So you agree. You think your really pretty"
Gemini: "I'm a cool mom"
Cancer: "Get in loser. We're going shopping"
Leo: "She doesn't even go here"
Virgo: "I can't help it that I'm so popular"
Libra: "The limit does not exist"
Scorpio: "I can't help that I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vâgìńä"
Sagittarius: "I'm a mouse. Duh."
Capricorn: "You go, Glen Coco"
Aquarius: "You can't just ask people why they're white"
Pisces: "it's lie, I have ESPN or something"

WHAT DRUG IS THE SIGN
Aries: Speed
Taurus: Weed
Gemini: Chrystal Meth
Cancer: Heroin
Leo: ecstacy
Virgo: cocaine
Libra: Aspirin
Scorpio: Opium
Sagittarius: Mushrooms
Capricorn: LSD
Aquarius: Nicotine
Pisces: Anael dust/PCP

WHERE TO TAKE THE SIGNS ON A DATE
Aires: Natural history museum
Taurus: Zoo
Gemini: Arcade
Cancer: Literally anywhere just make them chill out
Leo: Hunting
Virgo: Shopping
Libra: Sensuous fine dining
Scorpio: Transcend the limits of death
Sagittarius: Gym
Capricorn: Fair
Aquarius: Military ship tour
Pisces: Aquarium

SIGNS REACTING TO "GUESS WHAT?"
Aries: "What?"
Taurus: "What?"
Gemini: "What?"
Cancer: "What?"
Leo: "What?"
Virgo: "What?"
Libra: "What?"
Scorpio: "What?"
Sagittarius: "Idk"
Capricorn: "What?"
Aquarius: "What?"
Pisces: "What?"

SIGNS STRENGTHS
Aires: Passionate & Creative
Taurus: Reliable & strong
Gemini: Witty & sociable
Cancer: Nurturing & compassionate
Leo: Regal & enthusiastic
Virgo: Intelligent & Stable
Libra: Charismatic & Personable
Scorpio: Intuitive & Emotionally Intelligent
Sagittarius: Artistic & Honest
Capricorn: Hard working & Devoted
Aquarius: Independent & Talkative
Pisces: Kind and Sensitive