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Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow?



Nah I'm just joking with you, Did you expect the book to me written with "Meows"?  That language is so old school. You must be wondering, "How is a cat speaking to me, IN MY MIND?" I can communicate with you via Telepathy and yes I just read your mind

My Name is Entitled King, also known as Mittens by my owners. From the title of this book, yes I am an actual psychic cat. I can make objects float, fly, read minds, control minds, etc. You humans never knew that basically all cats have psychic abilities. 

For Example, we know when our owner is coming back, or when a cat laid hands on our owner. 

Life as a cat is so relaxing, our owners feed us not knowing that we could potentially harm them with our abilities. Most cats, their psychic power is too weak in order to move objects with their mind or fly. Well, I'm an exception. Meow


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