A girl is seen glaring at a man who was walking around like he needs to take a shit.Girl: "Hah?"
Guy: "Like I said if ya ain't gonna lend me the money then todays date is off. Although. If yer resonable and put out instead that's cool too. Love hotel's on you though."The girl sighs and puts her bag down.
Before surprize attacking the guy with a kick to the face. The guy went flying and died...
Nah sadly he blocked the kick, and kicked the girl to the ground.
Guy: "Get over yerself! I'm done messin' with you! Yer broke, and you dont put out! Like I'd give a shit about you!"
The girl glaring at the guy started shouting some... interesting insults.
Girl: "That's not even fumny! Moron! Fish brain! Squid! Octopus!"
Horse jumpscare!
Horse: "That's hilar, gurl! Calling him seafood isnt insulting him!"
Before the girl could respond to her friends jest. A tall teen walks in rubbing his neck and yawning.
Tall: "Sorry I'm late. Works got me doing extra shifts."
Horse: "Yo! Oskar over here!"
The boy now named Oskar turns to the girl and cringes.
Oskar: "Kei-san... no... you look like a horse."
Kei: "HEY!"
Miko: "Pfft- he's right."
Oskar then looks to the sulking girl.
Oskar: "Oh no... what did Momo do now?"
Momo: "Hey! I didnt do anything!"
Oskar walking up to Kei and grabing her make-up pen rolls his eye's.
Oskar: "Your always in trouble. Kei wash your face imma do your make-up."
Kei starts washing her face with tisues and cloth as Oskar pulls up a chair.
Miko: "Her boyfriend broke up with her."
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DanDa-WHALE!
Fanfic(DanDaDan X Male Bake-Kujira Reader) An Undead Ex-Yakuza, Nerd with no balls, and a Physchic Gyaru walk into a bar... It doesn't end well.