Part 1 of bazinga

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Kitttlays Gato and Ornela Hornela Ballnela have been happily married for 9 months, and had a weird online incest family in their home, mirraee server. One day Ornela came home to find out that Kitty was bromancing Ray (me) and was in shock. She stormed out the house and stayed at Reis nitromaxxing house while trying to figure out what to do. Ornela had always thought that Kitty was her husband, and they had kids, but turns out Ray wasnt one of them.

After auramaxxing and mewing at reis, she finally got the courage to confront gato. She stormed to their taco themed house and opened the door, stomping into their once shared bedroom. Kitty was sitting on the bed, a sad expression om his face and a picture of Brynnyballs in his hand. "O-o-o-o-o-o-ornela! my goonmaxxing sigma! i am so rizzed that you have came back to me, i promise to never edge with someone else" Gato exclaimed and shot up, dandruff flying out of his balding, mega chalant dreads from the force. Ornela silently stood at the door and sighed, staring at kitty. "Gyatto. I-I-I-I-I-i-iI-I-I-I-I-i-i-I-I-I-I-I-i-i  domt think i can forgive you, my ex baby gronk. I can never be rizzed by you again, you gooned without me, after all the looksmaxxing and auramaxxing we did together."

Kittys heart broke in half after hearing that, but he simply nodded and hit a jjba pose, pointing to ornela as the photo of brynnyballs shot up into the air and circled down. "Fine. I dont need your level 1 gyatt anymore. And your aura isnt even maxxed. You are not worthy of my alpha!"  Ornela scowled and ran out sobbing, slamming tbe door behind her. The moment she left, gato sank down and let out a heavy sigh, guilt flooding him. He couldnt believe  what he had said to the sigma that rizzed his life, the one that always edged with him and auramaxxed. Him and Ray were only jelqing around , but bornela took it too far. Gato had to apologize to the skibidi rizzler of his heart.

The following day he went back to ultimate sigma Rays alpha house and discussed what to do. ray dgaf. But did apoligize and kicked out the 7000 million bitches in his house that he pulled. The two of them then went to Mirae boss server mansion and looksmaxxed there. Kitty got a glow up and auramaxx, and got taught how to apolgize and not scream yoyoyo every moment. After a few days Kitty went back to chiggareis house, but rei told him to fuck off and get back to work. but ornela pushed REI away aand pulled gato inside. they say on the couch and kitty took out a boquet from behind his back, shocking ornela "Wow! gggyyyaatto-o-o-o those are my favorite! blue skibirias!" Gato smirked and stared at hornela for a moment before he spoke up in an an omega tone

"My sigma rizzler, you are the aura to my maxxing, the goon to my jelqing, the toilet to my skibidi. I am so sorry for gooning without you, i understand i made you feel mogged, and ray is just a beta unlike you my sigma" Ornela Oralnella bornella blushed and felt her mogmaxxing awaken. She jumped up and kissed gato, pushing him down on the couch as chiggarei stood in the corner like a traumatized twink. She slowly and silently walked out, shutting the door behind her.

Kitty and ornela gorenela midnela got really freaky, like enemies to lovers, feeling their sigma love awaken again. "Ah! G-g-gyattuo! i didnt know yuh were a. freak like dat" ornela exclaimed, staring into kittys shit brown eyes. "Yuh, yoyoyo, i got a glock in my rari. rahhh. its just my sigmamaxxing coming out for you my rizzler" Gyattuo smirked like an alpha and hit another jjba pose, rizzing up ornela even more. "I want ur glock in my rari" She said, and gato helicoptered her.

After they were done, they  both had 5000 STDs and aids, and inlove again. Ornela opened her blinding blue eyes and gato nearly lost his vision. "G-g-g-g-gatolays! my sigma... i have to tell yoy something.." she whispered, looking away. "I-I-I-I-I-i-i.. I-I-I-I-I-i-iI-I-I-I-I-i-i- actually cheated on you with envy...." Gato gasped and jumped up, dropping flopnela out of his arms and backflipping. "Ornela! My rizzler! how could you!" he screamed and started swearing in Spanish. Ornela sat up, wiping the tears from her eyes and placed a hand on her head.  "Im sorry my sigma! he just had more aura than you! and he sent me femboy twink furry porn!" Kitty paced around the room for a minute or two, then stopped and looked at ornela, shaking his head. "No.  mi amor, you have rizzed my gyatt again and we are meant to mew. I forgive you" He pushed bornela ornela down and gave her a big fat sloppy kiss.

Then Ray and rei walked in and started laughing, screaming and pushing each other around like speds and calling everybody Chigga. Kitty pulled off ornela and they both gasped, going red like anger from inside out. Then ray and rei started singing Joy and anxiety in a rap battle. Kitty started screaming at them in Spanish and they went back to laughing like hyenas and saying chigha. then ornela stood up on fhe bed. " I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! DEAR MIRAE SERVER!" and blushed. She cleared her throat and looked around for a few seconds, before cupping her stomach. "I... im actually pregnant with Kketas child! we will be naming it Noobster. But that doesnt stop the love me and my dear Kittylays share"

Gato gasped so loud that the windows shattered and took a step back. "Oh! thats not-... But i still love you hornela, youre right, nothing will mog our love again!" and they went back to passionately making out. Ray and rei shrugged and stepped outside, walking down the stairs and outside. On the way down they started laughing and pushing again, and ray pushed rei into the tree outside of kitty and ornelas house, and a bee nest flew inside the room. Gato and bornela ornela started screaming as the large buzzing thing  landed on their bed, and the small insects started biting them everywhere.
They yowled and ran out, a flying cloud of  buzzing behind them, chasing them down the stairs.

A week later, after the red bumps went away and spednela and gato stopped looking like std infected druggies, their wedding was planned. All of mirae server gathered at the Itto church, and envy was held captive, at gunpoint by ray and rei. Gato was wearing Gojos outfit, and flower girl miha was throwing flowers at the people with allergies. Then ornela came out. She was in a white frilly dress, walking down the isle, a bouqet in her hands and mystic at her side. She stood infront of Gato, smiling at him, and  Mirae spoke, dressed in a scaramouche fit.
"Kitty lays, aka Gato, do you take Ornela Hornela bornela as your wife forever and ever?"
"i do"
" Ornela hornela bornela do you take Kittylays, Gato as your husband for ever and ever?"
"I do"

And then they exchanged rings with pubes and started making out, but gato stepped on ornelas dress, she tripped and they fell off the platform, tumbling into the mud. And envy got shot, womp womp. Then everybody got drunk and ray and rei did a hear me out cake

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