guys i literally love this picture of daisuke, its morphed and changed my life i

guys i literally love this picture of daisuke, its morphed and changed my life in ways i literally cant describe, hes such a short king and hes changed my perspective on everything, look at his little face looking up at you, he looks like a raccoon, he looks like a little evil gnome, speaking of evil? i cant wait for evil daisuke 3 to come out, when it comes out, lets just say, something else may also come out, also, look at his little shoes, hes just a little guy, if this little guy came up to you asking for some mouthwash, what will your response be? "no"? because i sure bet my ass it will be "yes absolutely my little fellow darling adorable son, here, take the entire shelf" and then you throw that shelf right towards his face, nobody will understand daisuke like i do, hes the main purpose of life, if he wasnt here, i wouldnt be here, thats a fact, look at him, and tell me he isnt just the most darling thing youve ever seen, look at his little eyes, glaring up at you, seeking your attention, are you just gonna ignore him? i dont think so, if this man came to my donut shop, its now his donut shop, if this little guy started shedding tears, i would shed my skin, and give it to him like its a little blanket, to comfort him and keep him warm and safe, your telling me this isnt the cutest little guy youve seen? if you say such words, you must be the worlds biggest liar, because i know for sure, i would let this man have an extra cookie from the cookie jar, look at his flawless skin, his meduim brown hair, along with that piss colored shirt, topping it off with the blue jeans and black shoes, nobody is as fashionable as this man, and nobody will ever be as fashionable as him, if he held a gun to my head, i wouldnt even fight back, i never wanna hurt this little guy EVER, in my entire lifetime, hes the type of guy i would give and extra chicken nugget to in his 10 piece nugget box, if he ever goes missing, there will forever be tears in my eyes, tears in my daisuke eyes.