Friday @ 3:12 am
Doctor: Clara you have left your phone on the TARDIS!
Clara: Finally you found it. But let me sleep. I'll talk in the morning.
Friday @ 6:56 am
Clara: DOCTOR!!!!
Doctor: What?
Clara: She has hidden my room again!! And I'm naked!! Have a word with her!!
Doctor: Oh God.
Friday @ 9:06 am
Clara: Doctor.
Clara: You have left without me in the TARDIS.
Friday @ 5:43 pm
Doctor: Sorry Clara I. Back.
Clara: I am so going to kill you. Believe me.
Sat @ 06:11
Doctor: Hello.
Clara: Ummm.. Hi? You do realise that we are sitting right next to each other don't you?
Clara: Do you like me doctor? Like really like me? ;)
Doctor: No I'm old I'm 2,100. And what does a semi-colon and a bracket have to do with anything?
Clara: *facepalm* Oh doctor you really don't understand. It's a wink face. I really like you. Like, love sort of like.
Doctor: Oi! Stop it!
Clara: Why?
Doctor: I don't know.
Clara: Exactly. So doctor you do like me?
Doctor: God sake I'm old!
Clara: Yes I know that. But I can't help it. I do.
Doctor: Clara. I'm way too old for you. Find someone that is young.
Clara: I'm going back to bed.
Sat @ 6:34 am
Clara: DOCTOR!!!!
Clara: Where. Am. I. I appear to be on some random planet. SHE KICKED ME OUT!!!
Doctor: Oh.
Clara: I'll give you oh in a minute you grey haired stick insect!!
Clara: Come get me right now!!
Doctor: Where are you?
Clara: I don't know!! Ask the old cow!!
Doctor: What date number planet?
Clara: Oh my stars!! Can you speak English for once please!!!!
Doctor: What planet are you?
Clara: I don't know what planet.
Clara: Earth by looks of it.
Doctor: Earth?
Clara: Victorian London.
Doctor: What date?
Clara: Doctor there is another me.
Doctor: Don't talk to her Clara! I'm on my way!
