Knocked Up (Trumpxrandomguy)

Knocked Up

Trump after a looong congress was so exhausted and mentally drained. There was so many questions running in all directions right at him and it did exhaust him so much, he felt like he should go home and just sleep it all off. Even though, his way of answering questions was insulting the other President candidate, but that's something that can be purely ignored. Trump felt exhausted and that's all that matters. He was about to put his keys in the doors and unlock them, but at the same moment he got call from his longtime friend to check the new club that was build close to where Trump lives. Trump was annoyed by this suggestion 'i can't, the congress was so exhausting, the other candidate was talking just about women. It was all women, women, women.' Trump sighs, but his longtime best friend is hard to push away. So, he says 'There will be beautiful people and all. Great music, the kind of music you like and such a flawless faces. I heard that the club just opened but it already has fantastic reviews'. This information perked up Trump's ears. He loves his music, but nobody seems to ever like it back, he could finally be in a group where they like his music taste. 'alright, alright, you've got me hooked. Where is the club?" Trump asks while pulling out the keys from the door keyhole and adjusts his clothes. He looks for sure in one of the glassdoors to know if he looks good. He thinks he does. 'It's two blocks left from yours right down the street. You'll notice it immediately, it has this Neon sign'. Trump leaves his front yard and goes the way his friend told him to. Well, he gets lost at first because he gets the sides wrong but whatever. After like 10 times more time he finally gets to the club that is called 'THE COCK TAILS'?! Why his friend told him to go to a club called The Cock Tails? This can't be right, he had to make a mistake. He wants women. He likes women. He LOVES women. BUT, there's this strong pull in his mind right to this place. Is it curiousity, maybe? Or maybe he just wants to know how much these people disgusting are. But maybe, he just wants to go somewhere where he can finally be himself. It's not the first time he felt strong pull to something queer. Hell, he even had this crush on Biden where he was electionimg against him, but he ignored it. He ignored it like everything else he ignores. Unfortunately, know the feelings are going back to the surface and he has no damn idea what to do. He decides to feed his curiousity and he steps in. There's neon lights everything and men. There are men. Lots of men. Trump loves it, honestly, but he can't let know anyone. He decides to go to the bar and he orders Whiskey, because it is the strong man kind of drink, even though he's love to try the Pink- something. It's too far way and he doesn't have his glasses. Suddenly, very attractive man sits next to Trump. 'hey, you're really cute, y'know? What did ya order?' The mab asks curiously and Truml is immediate drawn to him. Most likely, because of those abs he's showing off by being shirtless. He has some abs, definitely. 'uhm, Whiskey, every real man drinks Whiskey' Trump says with confidence in his voice and smirk. It makes even the guy smirk 'guess, I'm not a *real* man, then'. These words make Trump's smirk falter 'oh no, you're a real man, just uhh- something else?' the man looks confused. 'that doesn't make sense', Trump scoffs and tries to explain but the man doesn't seem to listen instead he pulls Trump into his lap. 'OR what if Wednesday go somewhere more... private? Where will be just the two of us...? What do you say?' Trump immediately blushes at the implications of the man's words, but hell this is maybe his only time where he can see cute abs on top of him...

8 days later...
Trump wakes up, his head is screaming, everything hurts and he has no idea what he even is for few seconds. He tries to calm himself a little. He's been feeling this bad even yesterday but he rather ignored it since he had important Congress to be at. After a while, Trump tries to stand up and it hurts his head so much. Suddenly his stomach churns and he rushes to bathroom fast, he throws up. After, he feels like he threw up half of his insides he started to wonder why this might be happening. Why Trump is throwing up and feels like this. Maybe he just ate or drank someone bad. Unfortunately, there's still the lingering feeling where he feels like something bad is happening but has no idea what exactly. He tries to ignore it, but still later that day he decides to buy a pregnancy test. 3, to be sure it's right. He goes to his bathroom and tries the pregnancy tests. First one is positive, which is scary but doesn't sound like he's about to fall into deppresion. He does second, also positive and then third which also ends up positive. I mean, it's almost invisible but it's still there. Trump screams dramatically as he realizes he's pregnant. 'WHAT HAVE I DONE?!' Trump holds his head, he's on his knees, shaking his head, terrified. How he's going to win the campaigns pregnant? How- How? How he could have get knocked up? Plus, it's not like he can get abortion, it would go against his own beliefs. He's soo messed up. He has to try and hide his pregnancy in some way and while that he has to win.

Trump started wearing looser suit, so his bigger belly wouldn't be visible. He's trying to get through the congress and press and everything like that without noticing, but people always notice. They ask him why he looks bigger suddenly or why he's so moody. He always tries to ignore it or even reject the full idea of their questions. But Trump knows that people will find out, they always do. He should just go hide somewhere, but he can't. He has elections to win and he won't let HER win. There's no way. He'll will, even though he's pregnant. Even though he risks by that his whole reputation and people might lose respect in him and the people he should hate would laugh at it for him being such a loser that can't accept himself. He will go through this.

So, Trump has doubled his efforts, he actually tried to make good points, but he kind of couldn't. The child was messing with his brain and he started being more aggressive. Not physically, but he lashed out a lot. People weren't really fangirling over him anymore. More like, they didn't want him to be president much anymore. The worst thing was that his belly was getting rounder and much bigger and he had no idea how to hide it anymore. He was like, in 7 months of pregnancy and he doesn't even know the name of the father, which is bad because he has to know the name of the father to get the kid in full-care without anyone else. Trump doesn't have much time to get through it. It's just one more month and he has to find out who's the father. He decided to put the government forces into it. They tried to find out who Trump's kid's father was given information about the was he looked, where Trump always trailed off because he was imagining his fingers on the man's abs again. He wishes the man was here with him and would take care of Truml and the child. Recently, they've found the guy. His name was Richard Tomson. Trump now really wanted Richard, he tried to reach for Richard himself, but Richard ignored him, he said it was just a fling. Then Richard said that since he didn't care about politics much, he had no idea who Donald Trump was and that he just thought Trump was attractive, but then he found out what kind of politic Trump is. He addressed that if Trump really wants to be with him he has to leave his black and white beliefs about the queer community. Trump didn't leave his narrow-minded beliefs, which means that Richard left him. Trump when through giving birth himself, he realized how much of a pain it was. It was so painful, he never wanted to endure pain like this ever again and after this painful experience he realized that he can't tell women what to do with their bodies or when to abort or not. He decided to change, for the child.

This is a satire, btw.