Helluva boss rewrite story

Episode 1: murder family

I've decided to not rewrite the pilot considering most of it would be the same expect for the convo with Stolas and Blitz sharing with the public how he has the grimoire. This episode is mostly the same as well with some key differences here and there. hope you all enjoy my rewrite and let me know if you have any ideas for future ones.

Blitz, Moxxie and Millie are out fighting off on earth against a gang of humans. Blitz commands the team confidently as Moxxie and Millie fight with the humans. "Oh your left, Mills!" "Make sure to get them by surprise!" Moxxie is high above ground, on top of a building, shooting from below with precision. However, The humans notice him and start shooting above.

He quickly covers himself and when the shooting stops, he goes back again to shooting them. Millie is quick and despite not using a gun, she easily catches the men off guard by jumping them from behind and quickly killing them. Blitz is able to take out a few of them as well. Together the three are able to defend themselves against the humans until it's only them standing. Loona calls in through her phone to Blitz.

"What's up, Loony?" Blitz asks her, smiling proudly after another successful job. "You guys should get back now, there's a client here" she tells him through the phone. "Alrighty!" Blitz says as he then puts his phone away and turns to Millie and Moxxie. "That was great work back there" "Loona says we have a new client" He tells them, Millie looks excited while Moxxie is calm. Moxxie nods in understanding to Blitz.

A portal to their office opens and the three go through it. Blitz walks over to the front desk where Loona and the client are waiting. The client looks pissed off, possibly annoyed by waiting for so long. "Hello! Welcome to I.M.P, my name is Blitz, the O is silent, what do you need from us today?" He greeted her, extending his hand to her. She didn't take it and just glared at him.

"Yes hi, I'm Miss Mayberry and I want you to kill the stupid bitch who killed me!" "Let me tell you what happened.." She says Blitz nods and listens to her ramble on about how her husband cheated on her and so she killed him and the lady who he used to cheat on. However she ended up surviving and she became a hero. When she isn't a hero!! Blitz is concerned but he knows he can't turn away a client. Moxxie and Millie meanwhile are practicing their shooting and Loona is helping by holding the picture.

"I just don't get why we would ever need to kill a human family?" He asked exasperated. Millie shrugs, "I mean if that's what the client wants!" "I get a mob family or something, that's understandable" "but to kill a whole innocent family? That's just cruel" He told her, very passionate about this issue. "Innocent and guilty aren't our business Mox, killing who we are paid to, is our business!" "Just shoot the target," She tells him, kissing his cheek.

Moxxie goes back to shooting, "I don't know, I just think we should be a bit more selective is all.." he says absentmindedly, Blitz then comes out of his office with Mayberry. "Alright gang! Let's go out for another mission!" He yells to them, Moxxie's gun goes off and hits a tank of eels. "DAMIT MOX I JUST BOUGHT THOSE!" The four of them stand outside of the building, Blitz looking at Mayberry drive off.

"Don't worry, Miss, we will get that bitch as soon as we can!" Moxxie sighs and Blitz turns to Loona. "Please tell me you didn't lose that fancy book?" He asked her, looking nervous. "You mean, Our only ticket to the other side? Yeah I got it" she tells him, showing off the book. Blitz smiles brightly and hugs her, "Good job, Loony!" She stiffens and glares at him, clearly uncomfortable hugging. Blitz lets go and she opens the portal.

"Okay gang, let's go lick some ass!" He exclaims, Millie chuckles. "The expression is kick some ass, let's" She said smirking and walking into the portal. "Mines better" blitz says stubbornly as he goes through the portal. Moxxie groans and follows them. They end up in the middle of the forest, a big house on a hillside is where the target lives. Moxxie and Blitz go up to the window.