Buckle your briches bitche's, this ones long!
Ahem! So after Oskar's quick shopping run, he came back too both Momo, and Okarun knocked the fuck out and Seiko standing overthem.
Seiko: "Oh, you're home."
Oskar: "I... yeah. Can you bring the two inside so I can park..."
Seiko: "You're taking care of the boy."
Seiko said in a sing song voice before lifting the downed teens on her shoulders like sacks of rice.
Oskar sighs as he gets back in his truck and parks it outside the shrine.
Oskar: "I really can't let those two alone... there magnates for trouble."
Key-Key: "And you aren't?"
Oskar: "Shut."
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Momo awoke in her bed well past sunset.
Momo: "Where's Okarun?"
Momo worried quickly ran down stairs screaming
Momo: "Okarun!"
Only to see her Grandma. Miss Seiko.
Momo: "Wait... you're back?!"
Seiko: "Keep it down! I'm watching bakatono right now."
Momo: "I've got something more important than that to talk about!"
Seiko: "Did you go to a haunted spot?"
Momo: "I did... well not me, but a friend."
Seiko: "What for?"
Momo: "What for? Well, we were talking and one thing just led to another. Speaking of, did you see a boy around?"
Seiko: "Oskar?"
Momo: "No! A diffrent boy! If I don't stay near him, there'll be real trouble!"
Seiko: "Keh, Keh, Keh! Bakatono is a national treasure, I swear!"
Momo: "Hey! Are you listening to me?!"
Seiko: "If you're talking about the evil spirit, I killed it dead!"
Momo: "Okarun or Oskar!"
Seiko: "The former. I wouldn't kill Oskar! Besides, I thought you didn't believe in spirits and stuff. Plus I'm a phony spirit medium, rememder?"
Momo: "How long are you gonna hold that against me, you old bag?! He may be in real trouble here! Now give me a straight answer!"
Seiko: "Oh please. Don't believe that kinda stuff. There's no such thing as evil spirits, and I'm a fraud."
Momo then swallowed her pride.
Momo: "Grandma..."
And she bowed... grovled? Uh don't know she got on the ground and looked like a turtle.
Momo: "I'm so sorry. I was wrong. Please tell me what happened to the evil spirit."
Seiko sighs and puts her cigaret out in an ash tray.
Seiko: "Go to the main shrine, where Oskar took resident."
Momo then booked it while doing that teenage thing called cursing someone out.
Momo: "You dirty old bag! If something's happened to Okarun, I'll never forgive you!"
Momo ran out of the house and to the shrine that Oskar claimed as his... he pay's rent, so he claimed it.
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DanDa-WHALE!
Fanfic(DanDaDan X Male Bake-Kujira Reader) An Undead Ex-Yakuza, Nerd with no balls, and a Physchic Gyaru walk into a bar... It doesn't end well.
