Unsure re-beginnings, the medival curse

Finders keepers

As may was pushing the wheelchair towards the home of Oswald, she asked Marcus "this is your home country, aren't you proud to be back?" And he replied "not when I'm a traitor" and she raised her eyebrow then stopped the chair
"I am in full control of your condition, like it or not, so either you answer these questions or I throw you down a river, capiche?" And Marcus was thinking to himself "this girl was homeland security and still can't figure out why humans float" and he said nonchalantly "oh no, please don't dispose of me in a river, I'm far too valuable to these people it'll be obvious who did this crime" and May's face lit up with glee and said "I'll dismember you then, I failed HNA4W so it's gonna be a good live demonstration of how the human body works" and Charles asked "do y'all always joke like this? I mean crimes are illegal"

Shaun stopped everyone in their tracks and said "don't know about y'all, but I'm hungry, and my stomach demands nutrition at this instant, so Mr citizen can you show me where I can get the greatest steak" and Marcus tapped him on the shoulder and whispered in his ear "get me my armor and you will dine finer than the king"
Shaun's eyes lit up with stars and chanted "only the greatest armor for the greatest sir, your protection shall be delivered at not a second of time late" and ran away in a direction, may giggled and asked "how long will it take for him to  realize we didn't give him directions".
Suddenly everything stopped, and a blinding white light approached the trio, came out Shaun and he said "time rifting is more convenient than walking back, now directions please" and Charles interrupted

"Basically a time rift is destroying every instance of that time period, here Shaun deleted the seconds he ran at full speed to regain all his energy and pride, time rifting is done only by the most professional and has cosmic consequences, that not even the god of time can evade.
Never do that at home kids." And we cut back to everyone

Marcus asked may to push him to the town center barracks, where he previously worked at for his armor
They arrived with eyes everywhere and Marcus told Shaun "here's the deal, get my bling in under 30 seconds and I will pay for the food, it's in the middle most locker in the locker room duh, and stay safe" and winked, Shaun busted into the building expecting a free meal but his expression turned upside down after blacking out
Shaun woke up upside down and hung, while 8 men surrounded him, he screamed worryingly "fellas, how about we drop the weapons and discuss like civilized adults" then smiled
A bit

As may and Marcus waited outside, Charles came back with an apple and a note and said "dad, this for you, some old geezer gave me this" the note said "lord Marcus, it is with all respect I inform you, leave before you regret it deeply" and Marcus crushed the apple and grinned "well, let's finish it" and entered the barracks
Not before falling on the stairs

As the trio entered the building, Shaun was dying of laughter, being tickled, Marcus demanded the knights to release him and the current leader told him "you are excommunicated, and a high traitor, no commands you shall give", Marcus looked at may and Charles then said "give them a Big Mac, animal style and a side of nuggets"
May and Charles then dapped each up and she began turning him in the air and released him into the first soldier, may then drop kicked the second while catching the third in a chokehold
Charles jumped off the wall and delivered a right hook to the fourth
From the gut to the pit to the chin to the knee and the fifth falls then she takes out a spare mag from her gun and bangs it on the sixth guy head, Charles grabs the swords of the final 2 and stab them with it then asks "am I seriously sword proof" and may says "I don't know, lemme try" then throws a dagger at him which shaun catches and shouts "no weapons in this area, now where is the armor so I can eat good" and rubs his stomach, Marcus goes to the middle locker and reads a speech which unlocks it like it didn't exist
Marcus then pulls out the armor then whispers "beast slayer" then tightly hugs it and exclaims "my oh my, how I've missed you my dear friend" and kisses his sword, may grunts in disbelief and asks him "where's the ring?" to which he responds "my armor is made of rings, I was married long before you came" and a tear slowly fell her cheek, "anyways, how do I make this thing useful" Charles asked with a bear trap on a rope and Marcus told him it was a DIY grappling hook
Literally

The 4 exited the barracks with new drip, and a chicken leg
A compass too but that's not important now