Watcher looked up from the poker table "Guys, I want a divorce. I can't do this anymore."
"What?! Why?!" Brian barked out, taking a break from gambling
"This! I can't keep gambling! I'm about to go bankrupt and Masky is 35,000 dollars in credit card debt!"
"That's nothing, maybe you'd be able to win it back if you weren't such a loser!"
Masky threw Seth on the table and broke it
"Masky!"
Masky flipped them both off and killed Seth but only just a little
"Aw :(" he frowned
"Brian, me and Masky are getting divorced from you!"
"You are NOT!!!"
"THEN GIVE US OUR MONEY BACK!"
"I CANT!!!"
"WHY NOT?!"
"I SPENT IT ALL ON ASBESTOS AND THIS POKER TABLE!!!"
Watcher stared at him blankly.
"You absolutely IDIOT I CANNOT-"
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"Brian", the Judge started, "You have been accused of beating your spouse and abuse of a meat grinder, how do you plead?"
Brian took a deep breath
"I plead marriage fraud"
"Zamn I didn't know you were bad like THAT 😳😳"
"Ok."
"Your still under arrest"
And they got divorced and they never saw each other again because the carbon monoxide from the abandoned house finally got to them
This is stupid I'm so sorry Toby
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ToTheArk gets divorced no comment frfrfr
Fanfictionthis is so fucking stupid. watcher owned by knock all other characters are owned by Troy Wagner
