—
bang chan :
-*trying to be cool and fitting in with the 'kids'*
(approaching jeongin) "negative aura !!"
(trying to calm everyone down after their yelling) "STOP YAPPING."
—
lee know :
-"my community service contribution ? i'm going to the pet rescue tomorrow. i'm going to shoot the poodles and only the poodles."
- felix : "I DON'T CONSENT TO BEING TOUCHED."
lee know : "i'll make you consent."
- "rabbits go against what you believe ? what does that mean— ?"
—
changbin :
- chan : "you have more important things to worry about."
changbin : "yeah, like keeping my block blast score."
- (mumbling to himself, as if practicing insults) "you have crooked teeth ! oh yeah ? you're bald. oh yeah ?? your mom is ugly !"
—
hyunjin :
-(jeongin and seungmin bickering and mocking each other, sticking their tongues out.)
hyunjin : "are you guys communicating with your tongues ?"
seungmin : "WHAT THE FUCK."
hyunjin : "WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT."
—
han :
- (pouring a capri sun all over a salad) "i'm watering the plants."
- (singing hamilton) han : "how does a BASTARD orphan son of a ..."
felix : "did you really just scream out the word bastard ?"
han : "at least i didn't scream 'whore.' ... WHORE !!"
—
felix :
- felix : "yeah, i'm probably going to go to the park later."
han : "why ? to see your daddy (referring to love interest) ?"
*felix's mouth drops, then immediately returning to a smile.*
felix : "yes !"
- felix : "i move two feet per second because i have two feet. ☺️☺️"
hyunjin : "not funny."
bang chan : "shhh ! it was very funny."
—
seungmin :
- "what the fuck is man-made alopecia ??"
- jeongin : "I'VE JUST BEEN ASSASINATED."
seungmin : "assassinations are the killings of important people."
hyunjin : "THAT'S SO MEAN ??"
—
jeongin :
- felix : "i'm spider-man ... kachow !"
jeongin : "why did you say you're spider-man, then say kachow ? isn't that lightning mcqueen ... ?"
- jeongin : "shimmer and shine, genies divine !"
han : "bro shimmer and shine are the biggest lesbians."
jeongin : "THEY'RE SISTERS."
—
aaaand an extra quote i didn't know who to categorize for :
- (passing by each other, person 1 hits person 2 on the head jokingly.)
person 2 : "I HATE YOU. SUCK MY COCK."
