Bleach fanfiction: TRUTH OR DARE!! Woot!

This is fanfiction. I do not own Bleach. Tite Kubo does.

Brooke: *Smiles*

Me: EEEEP! *whispers: Hey, Brooke?

Brooke: Yeh?

Me: Let's kill Orihime... >:)

Brooke: YES!

Onward!

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Ichigo's POV:

I sat in my room, bored out of my mind, thinking about how much I wanted to cut off Gimmkitty's arm right then. When suddenly, I felt multiple spirit energies, including the blasted Kitty's.

That's when Rukia barged in, with a line of soul reapers, humans, and espada behind her, matrching into my small bedroom.

Rukia was holding an empty bottle in her .

"What the Hell?" I gasped out at her.

"Oi! Ichigo! We're playing Truth or Dare! Make some room!" She shouted out at me, as the others stepped in front of her and sat in a circle by my bed.

"WHAT? No way! All of you," I shouted as I stood to my feet, pointing furiously at the door, "out NOW!"

Rukia creeped over to me and whispered seductively into my ear, "Listen, you baka, if you just let us play... I'll... Reward you for it later."

I gulped. "O-okay, Rukia..."

Jeez, she's so sexy.

"Okay everyone! Who wants to go first!" Rukia asked looking around at the crowd. It was: Rukia, Me, Gimmjow, Renji, Uryu, Ulquiorra, Aizen, and Orihime.

"Rukia..." I grumbled staring at the espada and their leader, "Why are they here? We're trying to kill them, remember?"

"Not today, Ichigo. They've agreed not to kill us. They just want to play!"

"Fine..." I grumbled, still not letting my guard down.

"Alright!" Rukia enthused, sitting down beside me, "I'll spin first! Oh, and remember everybody, if you don't do a dare or tell the truth, you have to..." She paused for dramatic effect, "Get completely naked in front of everybody and dance."

I heard a few chuckles and sneers, but nobody objected to Rukia's proposal.

Except...

"W-what?" Whined the most annoying little brat on the face of this Earth... Orihime Inoue. She had had a crush on more for as long as I could remember. Definitely not my type.

"Yes, Orihime..." Sighed Rukia, obviously feeling the same as me, "Would you like to turn back now?"

"N-no!" She shouted sticking her finger in the air in protest, "I'm brave! I can do this! I will prove to Ichigo that I am brave like you, Rukia! And I like donuts! And I have 5 lives! And I love ICHIGOOO!"

Everyone got extremely quiet and stared at the retard in shock.

She continued to ramble on about donuts and boys until...

'"SHUT UP!" Grimmjow shouted at her furiously.

Her mouth quickly snapped shut and she didn't say another word.

"Okay..." Rukia re-collected her thoughts, "I'll spin now..."

Rukia reached over and spun the bottle, and spun in a circle a few times before landing on...