Red, Blue, and Uma, Too

Boy Crazy

Summary: When Red convinces Chloe to go into the boys' locker room, they are caught by the one and only Uma. It is then that they are subjected to a whole new type of punishment that neither one of them saw coming.

 "I dare you."

"Daring doesn't work on me," Chloe proudly announced to Red, and Red narrowed her eyes as she smirked from where she was sitting on her bed. Chloe was not quite sure what the redhead was going to say next, but she prepared herself for something that would be doubtlessly crazy.

"I double-dog dare you," Red declared, and Chloe huffed as she turned in her seat to face Red.

"Double-dog? That's for kids."

"Well, if the double-dog is for kids, then the triple-dog should be more your speed," Red challenged, and Chloe looked at her for a long moment.

"Why does it even matter?" Chloe asked tiredly, and Red tilted her head a little.

"Because. Don't you want to be able to say that you went into uncharted territory?" Red asked, and Chloe moved her head in a noncommittal gesture.

"The past is pretty uncharted territory. And I went there already, so," Chloe trailed off with a shrug. For her part, Red simply shook her head as if Chloe were missing the main point of this.

"By us, but not by other people!" Red explained, and Chloe scoffed as she looked at Red as if she had lost her mind.

"The boys' locker room isn't uncharted territory to other people! All the sports boys have been in there, so it's not uncharted at all. It's probably quite the opposite," Chloe commented as she made a bit of a face.

She was not quite sure what those boys had gotten up to in there, but she knew boys could be quite disgusting at times, so she did not really put a limit on what could have happened.

This was somehow where they had ended up. Talking about getting into the boys' locker room. Red was way too willing to risk it all just for a whiff of a boy.

One thing was for sure. If she went to the boys' locker room, she would get at least a whiff if not a full-blown gust. Chloe had been around enough sport-playing boys to know that they could work up a real stench.

"But by you it is," Red pointed out, still somehow trying to persuade her. Simply the fact that Red was trying so hard to persuade her of this made it a real point of suspicion.

All evening, Red had been trying to persuade Chloe to go into the boy's locker room on a dare. Chloe was honestly not quite sure what her main motivating factor was, but when Red was this eager to do something, it almost always spelled out some manner of trouble that was doubtlessly to follow.

"The past was uncharted by me, too," Chloe finally reminded her, still skeptical as she tried to figure out any possible angle that Red could be having.

"But now you've charted it. So let's go into new uncharted territory," Red leaned forward where she was sitting on the bed.

At this point, Chloe was trying to figure out how they had gone from innocently discussing the past week's return of King Ben, Queen Mal, and the other VKs to trying to get Chloe to go into the boy's locker room.

"Have you charted it?" Chloe asked her.

Red paused for one solid second before carrying right on with her convincing and conniving.

"We're talking about you here," Red redirected, and Chloe shook her head.

"I feel like that's a yes."