Chung Myung trying to live life

What the fuck happened?

[Hey, this'll be one of my few small msgs before chapters bc it's obv the first chapter.. Anyways! I'm starting this from around Episode 115-140 Chung Myung in Webtoon.. Also! Once again the names might be wrong(?) since I'm trying to do what the names usually are for most online translations instead of the Webtoon translation. That's all I think for now, thank you!]

I kicked a rock, then kicked up some dirt, well fuck it! I kicked a boulder, and didn't think it'd leave me any consequence until I realized I accidentally hit not just Jo Gul, not just Yoo Iseol, but even the sect leader's favorite ugly statue?! I actually hadn't realized he had a statue, furthermore didn't know that it was his favorite until he screamed out in agony, "My favorite statue!! Jo Gul! Yoo Iseol! Are you okay?!" 

Well I suppose then on I wouldn't kick rocks, besides that.. I caused agony to the Sect Leader, I felt guilty since he was indeed the leader and I destroyed a... I actually shouldn't feel guilty, it looked like shit. I discreetly scurried back to where I first kicked up a rock and decided I would start heading to the East, perhaps I could sca- gain some money from those useless Zhongnanians huh? I smiled greedily as I thought about all the money I could get from them. Perhaps a friendly spar will do? Yes, that should get me quick money. Then I could get a new statue for the sect leader! How I'm a genius, I tell you.

I grinned as I soared through the trees, hopping from one to the other which was 1700 km apart from each other. It took me about an hour to get to Zhongnan, "Jeez... I remember when it'd take me mere minutes!" I scoffed as I descended to the ground with a thud, viewing the streets of Zhongnan from afar. "Look at those lights.. Say, brother you think I'm a genius huh?" I smirked as I looked at his disappointed face looking down at me from the sky, "Jeez, no need to be so honest about it.." I grumbled as he faded away, and in response I looked away back at Zhongnan. I cracked my knuckles with a grin as I thought about all I'd do down below, "You're getting a free blessing Zhongnan, with these hands!" I yelled as I laughed, jumping down from the cliff to the streets. I smiled greedily as I navigated to the Zhongnan sect grounds, breaking their door down- Mount Hua style. 

Surprised, I was when I saw Lee Songbaek staring at me in either shock or awe? You really couldn't tell nowadays. "Chung Myung?-" "Get your Sect Leader here, now." I demanded. I believe the young people are starting to learn, because it seemed like he immediately got the message as he quickly went to fetch his Sect leader. I smiled, content with the ease I will go through to get this money.

I found some booze, by pure luck! And started drinking it as I sat on the ground awaiting the arrival of their Leader. He took his damn time or something! Finally showing up with his disciples and a few veins showing on his face, I was amused by his reaction as I emptied the bottle I was just drinking, savoring each drop. Once I finished, I threw it behind me. "Finally you show up." I sighed. I noticed Lee Songbaek, looking at me determined while also seeming slightly nervous. Hah, did his Sect leader blow up or something? I must be famous. 

"What does a trainee of Mount Hua need from Zhongnan?" He asked me, enraged. "Hey no need to be so snappy!" I frowned, "I simply want to make a bet." I smiled, putting up a finger. "Hah? And what must that be?" He asked me with a grin, feigning arrogance. "I have a friendly spar with each of your disciples, each one that end in my victory I get 10 golden coins. Each one you win, you get a free punch onto me." I grinned as my one finger turned into an imitation of a coin, signifying my gree- love for this proposal! 

"You give me a proposal despite stating it would be a bet?" He asked me with a mocking smirk. "Are you backing down from it then?" I asked as he seemed to begin to think about it. "No, no I am not." He said as his smirk began to form again. "Alright, I agree with your conditions, but! We add it to 1 punch, and 3 slaps." He said, before adding, "And, we give you 5 coins-" "How about 15 coins then? If you must add more then I must add more. It's hardly fair when you get to humiliate me further than I get to gain profit!" I exclaimed, crossing my arms. He scoffed, "Fine, I agree with the conditions we just made." He stated, then putting up 2 fingers, "2 days from now we meet here when the sun shines the brightest, and we begin the friendly spar between my 1st grade disciples and you." He smiled, seeming amused. I scoffed at his behavior, childish to switch it up to his 1st grade disciples, nonetheless I'll still win. They're weak because of the foundation they were built upon anyways. "It's a deal then." I smirked as I got up, walking out of their ruined doors.

Ehh, perhaps I should go to a bar huh? I smiled, thinking of all the money that would not just be gleaming through my eyes but also my hands. My mouth foamed at the thought of not just the money 2 days from now, but also the delicious booze at the bar I'm near! Perhaps taking a break (although I'm doing this as an apology) once in a while is great for the mind and soul!

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Well, finally the day came. I felt rather gleeful as I marched to the newly fixed!- now ruined, doors of the Zhongnan Sect! Gosh I could already smell the money accumulating! The Finance elder would be drooling if he saw this! I was approached by someone with the 1st grade uniform of Zhongnan, "Follow me if you must." He said with a scowl. I shrugged with a smile as I followed him to an open area for us to figh- spar in. I grinned as I saw over 30 1st grade disciples there sitting in the stands, they were definitely taking this seriously! Not like I wasn't, I was too. 

"Next." I stated calmly as I defeated... What was it? Right, right, the 750th coin! I'm rich I tell you! I can already hear the Finance elder singing, "My little moneymaker!!" I sighed contently, what a wonderful victory. I smiled as Songbaek came up, "You ready?" I asked, getting a small nod in return. I liked Songbaek since he'd definitely be great for the future of Zhongnan Sect, possibly can be the next Leader. I decided it'd be good to teach him a bit instead of beating him up, although my teachings involve that. At least he'll be able to wield his sword the day after tomorrow!

I charged at him, doing a down swing. He was able to block it, making me back away quickly and attack from behind. He narrowly missed it as he spun into the air, allowing me to attack him from above. He slid across the grounds, "The Heavenly Schism.." I thought, as the ground beneath me cracked and he charged at me. I decided to correct his flaws, by avoiding his hit and dodging his swing then jabbing his stomach once it was open. He was thrown to the ground but surprisingly got up fast enough to block an attack from me. I sighed, although I wanted to teach him something... I also wanted coin. Sorry not sorry Songbaek! Nothing against you at least. I put more power in my next attack that made the floor break beneath him, and he lost consciousness.

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I grinned ear to ear holding up the bag of coins I held, what goodness! I wondered just how much booze I could buy...