taking the husband to beijing (almost died after trying this!!)

headcanon

– Not being able to decide on the same thing; adorable madness ensues and the camera is just a third wheel💀

∟'There's no winning with you, is there?' / 'Nope– take me or leave me.'

– When Hangyeom stops in front of the mirror in their hotel room to pose with the camera Jeongha follows in a heartbeat and womp womp camera's a third wheel watching these whipped gays thrive in the other's presence even though they literally just made eye contact

– Domestic shit that makes your heart swoon exempli gratia Hangyeom cutely pokes his dimple and puffs his left cheek, prompting Jeongha to kiss him, and even though Jeongha isn't one for skinship in front of the camera, he always indulges because it's Hangyeom and he is that in love with the man.

– Hangyeom wearing Jeongha's clothes to bed and/or whenever they are lounging in their hotel room because "it's Jeongha's so it's mine by default"

– Hangyeom being really nervous about doing Jeongha's hair because he sincerely wants to do it well and Jeongha's there falling over himself at the amount of effortless charm he has, endeared at the fact that Hangyeom wants to do well (whatever the task is🫶🏾)

– The SASS, mama👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 banter, back-and-forthness, these two do it all—they invented being petty and the subs eat it up every time it gets shown on camera

– Jeongha working his tenders off behind the scenes to make Hangyeom's vlog run smoothly (opening doors, leaving first to take insert shots, arriving last to take insert shots et cetera)

∟ when asked about it in a later "I called, he came" video (in which they answer questions and speak candidly about their relationship), Jeongha would say that he was never tired when doing the heavy lifting because he loves fostering Hangyeom's passions🥲🫠

– Hangyeom's subscribers nicknaming Jeongha "the invisible husband who would catch the stars for Hangyeom if he could, just because he thought they were pretty" / Song Hangyeom regularly referring to Jeongha as "the husband" and everyone in the building being more than 100% on board with it

– Them coming back from the trip with more clothes than they left with because Jeongha's stuff goes to Hangyeom who forgets/never wants to give them back

∟ in short 60% of items that are in Hangyeom's wardrobe used to belong to Jeongha

– Jeongha being caught lacking in the rare instances that he is in front of the camera—his eyes turn into literal honeypots and he wears an if-you-squint-you-can-see-it smile that does not go away

∟ Jeongha is reserved for the most part when Hangyeom puts the camera on him, but is always 100% genuine in his enjoyment because Hangyeom facilitates to him and it's just– ⚰️⚰️ bury me right now

      ∟ inversely Jeongha is cute af when he finds the camera alone and just (• ֊ •) and waves and does little dances with whatever he's got in his hands

– Jeongha is the most devout member of the church of Song Hangyeom and always gives his partner the benefit of every doubt even if it means that his hair looks funky on some days or this "really amazing dish that Hangyeom made with his heart and soul and a little too much of everything" doesn't taste like anything he's had on this earth