Little Witch Academia reacts to Team Fortress 2

Chapter #20 (Commercial Break)

Katie: Hey, why is this C.D labeled as Commercial Break?

Nelson: No clue, kiddo.

Molly: Maybe we should watch it.

Sucy: Are they seriously using this opportunity to advertise their product?

Bianca: Hey, better take the opportunity than nothing.

Nelson: Okay then, here we go.

The video starts off with the Heavy standing stupidly.

Jeanne: What's he doing?

Hannah: (Scoffs) Probably something stupid.

Narrator: Hey you!

Heavy: Me?!

Akko: Huh? Who is he talking to? Us or the Heavy?

Katherine: Probably all of us, including the Heavy.

Narrator: Yes you!

Linlin: I wonder what is he going to offer us.

Marianne: It better not be pointless.

Narrator: Are you tired of your Engineer being lazy and unable to do his duty?

The video shows an Engineer trying to build a dispenser in a wrong way which caused it to explode.

Lotte: (Surprised) Did he died?!

Sucy: Probably... he looks like Akko trying to make a potion...

Akko: (Offended) Hey!

Narrator: Don't fear, my baby biscuit. Because I have the solution for you!

Katya: Well spill it out then.

Maria: Wait, did he called us baby biscuit-

The video shows a small Engineer dancing on the floor.

Narrator: The Tiny Desk Engineer!

Heavy: Perfect!

Irene: (Confused) I'm sorry, a what now?

Daisy: Aww... it looks so adorable!

Marianne: So it is pointless then.

Henrietta: (Confused) A tiny desk engineer?

Narrator: That's right! The Tiny Desk Engineer!

Priscila: I don't even wanna know how it was made...

Blair: Same here...

Narrator: The Tiny Desk Engineer is a revolution in engineering and the perfect companion for all situations.

Ursula/Chariot: That sounds... lovely... I suppose...

Croix: They could have made something else, but this?

Finnelan: Is this what the new generation has to offer?

Badcock: I'm afraid so...

Narrator: The Tiny Desk Engineer can be everywhere! In you bathroom, in your kitchen or on your desk!

Alma: (Sarcastic) Wow, so amazing...

Verochka: (Sarcastic) I would definetely love to have one...

Narrator: He is extremely useless and very expensive! But worth the money no matter what you do!

Shao-Yi: Gee... that's very insightful...

Narrator: Get your own Tiny Desk Engineer for only 79.99! He is better than a real Engineer!

Amanda: (Shocked) 79.99?!

Aisha: (Shocked) Are they that serious?!

Holly: Who would even buy that?!

Sucy: Someone stupid obviously...

Narrator: With the Tiny Desk Engineer collector edition, you earn a Tiny Desk Dispenser... for FREE!

Akko: For free?

Constanze: Does it also include a tiny desk sentry?

Croix: I hope so.

Ursula/Chariot: You are not considering buying that, are you?

Croix: Maybe...

Suddenly, large winding text appears.

Narrator: We don't take any Tiny Desk Engineer back. You will be stuck with them, or until a Spy backstabs one. If that happens, we don't refund any money. All money earned will be used to heal the injured Sniper, buy it! If you get sick or anything, we are sorry. No refunds.

Jiji: (Surprised) No refunds?!

Zoey: That's just so unfair!

Amelia: And how much money do they need to heal that Sniper anyway?!

Maira: I really question today's companies marketing agenda...

The video finally ends.

Teresa: Well that was a stupid.

Alice: Who would even buy that stuff?

Akko: I would.

Constanze: Me too.

Avery: I wouldn't mind buying one.

Gaëlle: Are you guys serious right now?

Akko: Yes?

Diana: (Sighs) Why do I even bother with you all...

(End of Chapter)