Clay tries to ignore it at first, the incessant buzzing coming from his nightstand. His mistake was leaving his phone face up before he went to bed, the screen continuously lights up, making it even harder to ignore.
He groans, rolling over and shoving his head underneath his pillow in an attempt to muffle the sounds.
He doesn't care how important the messages are, he's not letting anyone get him out of bed before 10:00am on a weekend.
But as his phone keeps buzzing he begrudgingly lifts the pillow off his head, lazily extending his arm, his phone being juuuust close enough for him to reach without disrupting his comfortable position.
One glance at his screen and he's pissed,
72 messages from 'Tree Sap🌳'
10 missed calls from 'Tree Sap🌳'
"What the fuck do you want" He asks the second Sapnap picks up the call
A gleeful chuckle echoes from his phone "Jesus dude you sound like shit"
He sounds way too energetic for 8:36 in the morning. In fact he sounds way too energetic at literally any time in the day.
"Well you did wake me up at 8:36 in the morning..." Clay pauses "For what reason exactly?"
"Weeeeeellll," Sapnap drags it out, "I'm bored, plus your lazy, plus eat breakfast please, plus George and Quackity are live."
"Okay.." He gives in "Valid reason." He flops back onto his pillow with a sigh, already ready to boot up twitch.
"Yesss, See you can't stay mad at me." Clay can tell Sapnap is positively grinning from ear to ear.
"Yeah that doesn't mean I'm talking to you though, I don't care how bored you are" He says, hovering his finger over the end call button, waiting just long enough in anticipation for Sapnap's protests.
Sapnap attempts to get out a startled "Wait" in vain as Clay hangs up.
Once again rolling back onto his side, Clay swipes onto a purple app he's grown way too accustomed to.
Georgenotfound's streams are a comfort to him, whenever he feels like pure shit all he has to do is replay the vods, demolishing his worries almost instantly.
He'd originally stumbled across George after witnessing an idiotic thirst tweet from his best friend Sapnap which wasn't even particularly funny or original (because i am not creative), but somehow managed to go viral, ascending Sapnap into twitter fame. He denies the fact that Sapnap is twitter famous since he only gained around 8 thousand followers, but Sapnap is adamant.
Infatuated with why the fuck something as stupid as a thirst tweet had gained his friend a decent amount of followers, he'd texted him.
Dream: Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tree Sap🌳: What can I help you with today Clayton.
Dream: How the hell did u get 8k on twt from that monstrosity of a tweet
Tree Sap🌳: Oh so you want tips on getting bitches
Tree Sap🌳: Sorry to inform you but im gay so i cant help with that
Dream: okay ur bitchless, and manless
Dream: That's irrelevant though, im just curious
Dream: Who the hell is quackity and why are you thirsting over him
Tree Sap🌳: My future husband 🥺
YOU ARE READING
DNF IN 2024????
RomanceI just started writing cause i got bored, this is pretty shit and i aint gonna continue it. based on flirting on the timeline by cloudfarmer which was taken down :/
