It was hot as shit at defect HQ, well no fuck they're in Nevada, but anyways Sam was barbecuing and she somehow lit the fucking grill on fire. Wow. "AHHHHHHHH!" "HOLY FUCK ITS ON FIRE?!?!" Sam was fucking screeching down the stairs. Jeremy heard her being loud asf and went up to see what's going on.
"What did you do this time??? "
"I lit the grill on fire🥺"
"YOU WHAT?!?! YOU JUST LEFT THAT SHIT UNATTENDED???? " jerbear was pissed at this stupid mf. He ran up the stairs to see the whole roof on fire.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD SAMUEL WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!!! "
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! "
"SAMUEL REBECCA BERRINGTON PUT OUT THAT DAMN FIRE OR ELSE I'LL GET YOU INFECTED AND KEEP YOU ALIVE😡😡😡"
"AAAAAAAA-" *sizzle*
"You two are fucking morons." Austin was soo done with those two he put the fire out himself, wow.
The end :3 bye bye
