Loo loo land

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We open up on stoles mansion as stoles just got into a fight with his wife and his now looking for his 22 year old daughter)

Stoles: octave dear I was wondering if you would like to go to loo loo land today.

octave: yes

Stoles: really well get ready where leave in ten l'll get are surcurity.

octave: yes

Stoles: um ok dear are you ok

octave: yes

Stoles: are you sure you sound different

octave: yes yes yes yes yes yes.

Stoles: octave dear what is? Going on in here?!

Stoles: octave dear what is? Going on in here?!

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octave: um hi daddy.

Cerberus: um hey prince stoles. This is not how I planed to meet you with my currently sodomized your daughter.

Stella: and what the fuck is going on in here. And who the hell are- wait aren't you the son of Lucifer?

Cerberus: Yes. Yes I am.

Stella: but aren't you supposed to have three heads?

(I then show my three heads)

Cerberus: I can make them disuper so I can blend.

Stella: Are daughter is dating a member of the royal family have fun you two I and hope to get to know you more future son in law.

Stoles: Octavia get dress and wait outside I need to talk to the prince.

(She then takes her clothes and bed sheets and walks out of her room)

Cerberus: I-

Stoles: What is my daughter to you!

Cerberus: Well she beautiful smart and well a goth and I love her like the other girls.

Stoles: other and well if you do love her and she's loved you then I will allow this. But hurt her i anyway I will destroy you even if your and son of are king understand boy.

Cerberus: Yes sir I do.

(They both then go to the kitchen as Octavia gets a bowl of cereal and then goes and sits in Cerberus lap)

Stoles: Well good with all that out of the way. now how about we go to loo loo land but first I'll her are security.

(Stolas picks up a phone carried on a platter by his now bruised and battered servant)

Octavia: Security for a theme park?

Stolas: We are rich, and we're hot. People want our money and our bodies!

[Octavia grabs a box of cereal on the table and begins shoveling handfuls into her mouth.]

Octavia: (under her breath) Our money, maybe.

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