Eat Pig Guts!

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*the IceWings of JMA are flying to JMA*

Puffin: Soooo, Winter, what's it like having a crazy sister who tried to kill the Dragonets of Destiny?

Winter: *huffs*

Puffin: That bad? Ok...

Winter: *huffs louder*

Puffin: Don't worry, I can speak grumpy IceWing huffs! You said... My ears smell like potato water?

Winter: Just go away, you're super annoying.

Puffin: Heh, tell me something I don't know! Isn't it exciting to be going to JMA?

Ermine: We were all here last year, it's nothing special.

Alba: It's not cold enough.

Changbai: And we have to share caves with other dragons.

Puffin: Oooooh! Other dragons! Sounds like fun!

All: You're such a weirdo.

Puffin: You guys are too kind, ooooo! We're here!

*later*

SeaWing: YOU STEPPED ON MY HOMEWORK AGAIN!

Puffin: *walks over* It's ok, if the dragon had ink on their talons, it's like a stamp!

SeaWing: SHE DIDN'T, AND IT'S NOT OKAY! Peril stepped on it.

Puffin: *looks at Peril standing nearby* What's wrong with Peril?

SeaWing: She's a firescales, a murderer, a freak a-

Puffin: *shoves pig guts in his face* Eat pig guts!

Peril: ....Why?!

Puffin: Well, I couldn't find intestines, I wasn't bothered looking for kidneys-

Peril: No, um, why did you defend me? *whispers* I could've easily burnt him to a crisp.

Puffin: Because, nobody deserves to talk to another dragon like that, and I'm sure you didn't mean to step on his homework!

Peril: Actually I did-

Puffin: Huh? What?

Peril: NOTHING.

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