Uppermoons + Muzan GC

Part 1

*Nakime has added Muzan, Kokushibo, Douma, Akaza, Gyokko, Hantengu, Daki, Gyutaro, and Kaigaku*

*Biwa Woman has changed 10 names*

MJ = Muzan (it auto translated to "Muzak" lmao)
Spider= Kokushibo
Walmart Elsa = Douma
Basketball = Akaza
The Dude Who Everyone Hates = Gyokko
Scaredy Cat = Hantengu
Biwa Woman = Nakime
Material Gurl = Daki
Goofy Ah Dried Seaweed = Gyutaro
The Flash = Kaigaku

Spider: Uhmmm
MJ: WHY AM I NAMED THIS NAKIME?!?
Biwa Woman: To be completely honest, it just seemed fitting.
Basketball: *Holding back laughter*
MJ: Akaza...
Basketball: Oop-

*Basketball & MJ went offline*

Spider: Welp... He is gonna die... 😬
Spider: Wait... Nakime, did you change everyone's names?
Biwa Woman: Can you not read? It says it at the top!
Spider: Oh...
Walmart Elsa: Oh~?
Walmart Elsa: I didn't know you could be so dumbfounded, Kokushibo-dono~!
Spider: ....
Scaredy Cat: I-I don't t-think y-y-you should do  t-that, Douma-dono! H-he might k-kill you!
Spider: You're right.... I would...
Walmart Elsa: Oh~?
The Flash: Oh I didn't even realize we had a group chat!
Walmart Elsa: Oh~! Who might you be young one~?
The Flash: Oop-
The Flash: Wrong timeline! 😬

*The Flash left the group chat*

Spider: Also... Where are Daki and Gyutaro?
Biwa Woman: They are still at the entertainment district. Trying to gather information for Master Muzan.
Spider: Oh... Well I'm going to go kill some slayers! Could you teleport me to a nearby village?
Biwa Woman: Okay.

*Spider went offline*

Biwa Woman: I guess I will join him.

*Biwa Woman went offline*

Walmart Elsa: Awh~! They left me!
Walmart Elsa: I guess I'll go find Akaza-dono~!

*Walmart Elsa went offline*

The Dude That Everyone Hates: WHAT DID I MIS-

Everything Gyokko... Everthing....
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Taisho era secrets:

Muzan is secretly Michael Jackson (HEE HEE)
Kokushibo is indeed a Spider

I hope you all enjoyed!