It's was a warm morning in the Death Star, Vader pulls his phone out and checks tinder, sigh no matches Vader says. Then suddenly a dark thick fog covered the ground Vader was quickly consumed by the entity. He awakens in a shack, at night. Then suddenly mmmrrrggghhh! Vaders like, wut. Suddenly a large hillbilly enters the shack he looks insane. Who are you Vader asks, eeeerrrrrhhhhhh responds the mysterious hillbilly, nice butt! vader says passionately, the mysterious hillbilly starts blushing. Then Steve Harrington flys into the shack and starts hitting the griddy before finishing it off with a backflip. The mysterious hillbilly starts to charge Steve, aaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhh yells Steve for no reason, DONT DO IT!!!! Yells Darth Vader. But the hillbilly doesn't listen he starts slapping Steve around like a rubber chicken Steve screams, stop it! Yells Vader as he grabs the hillbilly's arms. The mysterious hillbilly looks at Darth Vader, The world starts to slow down as they lock eye contact a harp starts playing beautifully, pigeons cooing, Steve is still screaming. Yo....you hot! the mysterious hillbilly exclaims! I know! Says Darth Vader the mysterious hillbilly throws Steve out the shack window, a devious griddy is all that's seen as Steve Harrington flys into the night sky. Me trapper he says with excitement, oh joy! Darth Vader exclaims jumping up and down clapping his hands excitedly. Vader stops and looks around for a moment, so where are we? Asks Vader mmmrrrrgggg the trapper shrugs, well I don't know about you Says Darth Vader as he looks back into the shack from the doorway, But I have to find out who's in charge here. Eeeerrrrrrmmmggg says the trapper as he starts jogging to catch up with Vader, they slowly walk farther into the darkness leaving the shack empty except for Steve Harrington who is still hitting the griddy bit angrily, HE WANTS REVENGE!!!
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Evan McMillan x darth Vader pt 1
RomanceThings get gay when darth Vader gets yoinked by the entity and meets Evan McMillan, so that's hot