UNDECIDED TITLE AS ALWAYS!!! | Billford handyman au because I'm decaying 👍 tw

🎩 Bathroom surprise ⚠️

It had been a few months since bill cipher, the evil being who had destroyed lives and tried to destroy the universe had moved in with soos and melody. He was brought back from death and after a year of long, painful theraprism, The Axolotl sent bill back to the small hick town that got him here in the first place as an attempt to 'redeem' him and complete his therapy. Not just that, but he also had to be in a disgusting, pathetic human body! It was June, so Mabel and Dipper were coming to the mystery shack for the summer. Stanford and Stanley just got back from their trip traveling around the world by boat at the same time.

The pines just got out the car. They met up a few miles back at the town entrance and were excited for the summer. Mabel walked up and knocked on the door of the mystery shack. "Oh hey doods! Come on in! Melodys making welcome back cookies, they will totally rock, trust me." Soos welcomed them in smiling and closed the door behind him, letting them settle in. Mabel went to the bathroom door, it was locked,but she was left confused when she looked around and everyone was in sight. "Um soos, do you have anyone over...?" Soos looked over and his eyes widened as he realized he forgot to mention the ex enemy that was there. "I- uhm. No-.. hah. Actually- um- I can explain. So basically-" before he could explain, Mabel took a Bobby pin out her hair and unlocked the door.

She saw a skinny man in an oversized staff shirt and jeans shorts with fluffy yellow and black hair zoning out while looking into the mirror. "Uh- hello.. who- are you-..." Mabel asked nervously, backing up. Who is this and what are they doing in our house, She thought. Her heart raced and she yelled, "GUYS! COME LOOK!" Mabel grabbed bill by the wrist, him easily getting dragged because of his light weight.

She showed him to Dipper, Stan, and ford. "What the hell- who the fuck-" Stan questioned. "h-hi?..." Bill stammered, Stan and ford stepping closer. Ford angrily stated "Mabel, dipper. Get back. Go pack up. There's some explaining that needs to be done here." The twins ran upstairs confused. Bill cowered backwards into a wall as he got questioned with things like Bill? What are you doing here? You're dead if you don't say what's going on! Soos came over to them and stepped in front of bill. "Woah woah woah guys! Yes, it's bill. But I promise he's powerless now, he's very different!" Ford and Stan rolled their eyes in sync. Stan commented, "I doubt it. Besides, what??? Why are you defending the little bitch! And why does he look so.." looks bill up in down in disgust "I also am perplexed with Stan, why is he no longer geometrical?" Ford asked. "Well Sixer, actually I was going for pathetic. But that too." Bill replied, "Hey! I am n-not pathetic!" "You shut your mouth before I shut it for you. Also, answer my question."

Bill stared at him for a moment before sighing then answering, "Well. You probably won't believe me. But after you killed me-" Stan cut him off, "Hah. Yeah I beat your triangle ass into oblivion!" Ford swatted at Stan's arm, "Hold on, Stanley. Let him explain." Bill paused and then continued, explaining the story of he got there. Stan called bullshit, "I call bullshit. What the actual fuck are you rambling about?" Soos backed bill up though, "You may not believe him, which is completely understandable. But I swear on everything he's telling the truth. One of the little axolotl guys brought him here! Honest." Ford crossed his arms and sighed, then walked towards the vending machine. "Listen, I need some time to process this. I'm going down to the lab, nobody talk to me or bother me for a good while, understood?" They nodded.