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THE HEIR TO THE THRONE
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uh . . . no?!
“ life lesson! if you don't like it ,
run away from it! ”
NAME : Oscoelixon Delafontaine
▶ “ ... it's a mouthful! just call me Eli. ”
▶ “ why? you with the feds? ”
▶ “ trust me, you don't wanna know. ”
AGE : 19
▶ “ old enough to drive! ”
▶ “ why do you need to know .. ? ”
▶ “ depends on the day and what
I'm doing! ”
OCCUPATION : taxi driver
▶ “ well the answer to that depends
on how much you're willing to
pay me! ”
▶ “ I drive a car! like .. a lot! ”
▶ “ .. why? look those speeding
tickets were paid off , alright?! ”
PRONOUNS : he / him
▶ “ does my answer dictate how
much you're gonna pay me? ”
▶ “ you guess and I'll charge you
more if you get it wrong! ”
▶ “ he / him! sorry I know – I hate
men too. ”
SEXUALITY : pansexual
▶ “ are you asking because you want
to date me or hate on me? it's
hard to tell these days. ”
▶ “ I like what I like when I like it. ”
▶ “ money. ”
