𝓣𝓦𝓘𝓢𝓣𝓔𝓓 𝓛𝓞𝓥𝓔

(⁠.⁠⁠❛⁠⁠ᴗ⁠⁠❛⁠.⁠) 3

𝘼𝙫𝙖

"I hopeyou appreciate what a good friend I am." Jules yawned as we tromped across our front yard toward Josh's house. "For waking up at the butt crack of dawn to help your brother clean and pack when I don't even like the dude."

I laughed and looped my arm through hers. "I'll buy you a caramel mocha from The Morning Roast after. Promise."

"Yeah, yeah." She paused. "Large, with extra crunch toppings?"

"You know it."

"Fine." Jules yawned again. "That makes it somewhat worth it."

Jules and Josh were not fans of each other. I'd always found that strange, considering they were so similar. They were both outgoing, charming, smart as hell, and total heartbreakers.

Jules was a human version of Jessica Rabbit, all shiny red hair, creamy skin, and curves that made me look at my body with a sigh. Overall, I was happy with how I looked, but as a member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, I did wish for an extra cup size or two without having to resort to plastic surgery. Ironically, Jules sometimes complained about her double-Ds, saying they were hard on her back. There should be a Venmo for breasts that allows women to send and receive cup sizes with the press of a button.

Like I said, I was happy with how I looked most of the time, but no one-not even supermodels or movie stars-was immune from insecurities.

Besides her grievances with her breasts, Jules was the most confident person I'd ever met-aside from my brother, whose ego was so large it could house the entire East Coast of the United States with room left over for Texas. I suppose he had reason to be, considering he'd always been the golden boy, and though it pained me to admit it because he was my brother, he wasn't bad-looking either. Six-foot-two with thick black hair and razor-sharp bone structure, which he never let anyone forget. I was convinced Josh would commission a sculpture of himself and display it on his front lawn if he could.

Jules and Josh never divulged why they disliked each other so much, but I suspected it might be because they saw too much of themselves in each other.

The front door was already open, so we didn't bother knocking.

To my surprise, the house was pretty clean. Josh had put most of his furniture into storage last week, and the only things left to pack were the couch (which someone would pick up later), a few stray kitchen items, and the weird abstract painting in the living room.

"Josh?" My voice echoed in the large, empty space while Jules sat on the ground and pulled her knees to her chest with a grumpy expression. If you couldn't tell, she wasn't a morning person. "Where are you?"

"Bedroom!" I heard a loud thump upstairs, followed by a muffled curse. A minute later, Josh came down holding a large cardboard box. "Shit I'm donating," he explained, setting it on the kitchen counter.

I wrinkled my nose. "Put a shirt on. Please."

"And deprive JR of her morning eye candy?" Josh smirked. "I'm not that cruel."

I wasn't the only one who thought Jules looked like Jessica Rabbit; Josh always called her by the cartoon character's initials, which pissed her off to no end. Then again, everything Josh did pissed her off.

Jules lifted her head and scowled. "Please. I've seen better abs at the campus gym. Listen to Ava and put a shirt on before I lose last night's dinner."

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much," Josh drawled, slapping a hand against his six-pack. "The only thing you'll be losing is-"

"Okay." I slashed my arms through the air, cutting off the conversation before it went down a path that'd scar me for life. "Enough chitchat. Let's get you packed up before you miss your flight."