yall i got hyperfixated and im going to write about it. everybody gets stupid headcanons (at one point or another)
no romantic ships, but every now and again goes like "yeah i think these two would be friends"
planned to include hcs for monkeys, her...
also uhh i got navarch of the seas in a solo game!!! yippee
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this took so long reeeee
btw paragons may be refered to with different names!! heres the hcs btw
- stupidest hc - the paragons are actually kind of monkeys turned demigods. they just exist in a pleasant little town by the ocean and every time you summon a paragon you just summon them and they're like "OKAY WHAT NOW" (exceptions being that Davy (NOTS) and Smyth (NSC) go more like "eyyyy" if they're summoned near each other, and Emmett (MB) goes more like "yess yesss hell yesss i've been DYING to test these!!!!!!!!!!!")
- good friends with one another.. Sakura (Ascended Shadow) gives Smyth (Nautic Siege Core) the stanky eye for only eating instant noodles but yeah they chill
- did i mention they had names? i mean sure no sane monkey calls themself Sakura but they're paragons so i'll allow it. listing below lol
Apex Plasma Master - Gigi
Glaive Dominus - Empyrus
Ascended Shadow - Sakura
Navarch Of The Seas - Davy (reference to that one locker at the bottom of the sea or smth), also called Silvers by his friends
Master Builder - Emmett (also responds to Scotty, despite the real scotty being just a regular engineer monkey.. they're good friends tho and the average monke gets the two of them confused)
Goliath Doomship - there's actually three of them (Martins, Treble, and Danny) everyone else in the doomship is a robot, thank emmett for that /pos
Magus Perfectus - Name unpronouncable in modern Monklish/English, refered to as their paragon name, or just.. Gandalf.
Nautic Siege Core - Smyth
- kinda a family dynamic w/ all of them lol
- fights forbidden due to "what if we kill everyone by accident", so at the mere SIGHT of a fight between two paragons, everyone dogpiles them to stop it. biggest contenders for Most Likely to Fight are Gigi (APM) and Empyrus (GD) because they're literally like siblings with the rivalry
