America: Hey Russia!
Russia: What?
America: I heard you got into space!
Russia: Yes I did, and I have also created nuclear weapons, da?
America: WELL I CAN TOO!
Russia: Okay, you try catching up, da? I am busy.
America: Do you write in lowercase?
Russia: What?
America: Ya know, cause you hate Capitalism?
Russia:...what?
A few months later
America: I GOT TO THE MOON AND I HAVE NUKES! BOOM BITCH!
Russia: You have no need to yell though...
