In the far future, hundreds of years from now, in a space station known as "Alpha", a dangerous gang of gangster known as the "Schmoodler Gooning pookidadlers" were getting out of hand. A secret agent, Kitty, by the codename of Gato was sent out by his boss Mirae, to investigate. But a nearby explosion of Glorpplanet had stopped all space travel for 24 earth hours, leaving Kitty stranded on Miraeplanet with the burning desire to figure out whats happening at Alpha, only being able to do nothing.
Without notifying Kitty, Mirae sent out another agent in replacement, P Diddy, codenamed The diddler. He arrived at Alpha as soon as possibly and threw a " Diddy party " to secretly spy on the gang. Everything was going according to plan, two secret sigma agents known as Valerian and Laureline pulled up aswell, and turns out in the last 2 years that Diddy hasnt seen Valerian, he started dating. Yet not a human, but an alien. His alien mate was an ugly horrendous creature known as a "Seth". the species barely reached 5ft, weighed over 700 pounds and were so fat that their fat folds would start smelling and rotting and people would mistake them for walking porta potties. Seth reeked of turds and sweat and each time he took a step his grotesque fat body would splurge out mold and unknown substances out of its fat folds. Seths were extremely dramatic and sensitive creatures and would freak out and throw tantrums at the slighest disagreement, and held grudges for ever. They would scream and cry, punching the air in frustration, even if it was because of a strangers conversation, that had nothing to do with them. They always needed attention and would do anything for it, even risk others lives just to have their own pathetic ones noticed. Overall, a strange and terrible creature, leaving Diddy puzzled as to why Valerian chose it as his mate, but he only kept going on about true love. And queen laureline was serving cunt as always.
After the travel ban was taken off, kitty hopped on the nearest ship to Alpha. A few hours later she was already at Diddys party, suspecting the Shpidoonklers to be there. He sat at a table in the back, sipping some spanish drink as he watched Diddy on the stage, giving a speech so obviously staged, yet nobody seemed to notice. After the speech ended everyone started clapping and the music turned on, and bodied started moving up to dance. After a while kitty silently got up and slipped past the people and aliens, into the backrooms of diddys mansion. He paused at a hallway, hearing some sounds from behind the turn, and pulled on his mask.
" We have the Florian gooning Orb."
" Good job, shnorkle, tell the rest the Object is acquired and we're heading out"
*What the sigma?* kitty thought, just as her mind was interrupted by a shriek.
"Pause! hands behind your head! this is federal agent P Diddy. you are under arrest, hand the Orb to me!" A deep voice commanded from around the corner. Kitty jumped out, feeling nearly betrayed. It was supposed to him, not some other guy. what was he doing here? Kitty whipped out his glock and aimed it at the two short figures of the gangsters, while his eyes momentarily flicked to the man. He was tall and handsome, with dark skin, in a suit, but his face was covered with the same mask kitty had on. The man paused for a second.
The two short figures tried dashing to the right, dropping the green orb on the ground, but kitty moved over and blocked the vent. Diddy moved up and kicked one of them down, pressing its arms to its back with his foot. " Seize thy movement! thou ist under arrest, hold your tongue as the words of thy mouth may hath been to useth against thou in court!" Diddy yelled. Kitty raised his eyebrows under his mask, but looked back down and unclipped the cuffs from his belt, locking them around the small aliens wrists. Diddy stayed still for a moment. pondering what to do, but grabbed the gangsters under their arm and lead them away, to a room. Kitty silently stalked behind, waiting outside.
Just as diddy stepped out the room Kitty pushed him to the window, gripping his shirt with a fierce look in the eye holes of his mask. "Who are you?" he commanded, lifting up his Id card.
" I am major Kitty, i was sent on this mission. Who are YOU?"
Diddy grunted and stared at the masked figure pinning him, but sighed and reached into his pocket to grab the same paper. " I am agent P Diddy. I was also sent here" Kitty narrowed his eyes and stepped back, putting the gun in its sheath and id in his pocket. " But how come..." he whispered, pulling off his mask.
At that moment Diddy couldnt move nor speak, gaze glued to kittys face. The nonchalant dreads, the mogger jawline, the turd brown eyes. This was the man of his dreams. Kitty waved his hand infront of diddy a little and stepped down the hall, gesturing for him to follow. Diddy shook his head and nodded, still in awe, trotted behind kitty.
"Where are we going?"
" Back to Miraeplanet. i need to know what happened, this all feels too staged"
"Why would mirae send 2 of us out without telling each other?"
"Exactly. I was sent here exactly 1 and a half days ago"
Their conversation was interrupted by the big shit coloured creature walking right infront of them, taking up the whole hallway. kitty sighed and pushed it away, making it tumble down the stairs and grabbed diddys arm, pulling him along. They made their way to the port, a look of hate on kittys face the whole time. The nearest flight was to be at 7, and it was 6:51. Kitty pulled out a small, clear device and started typing something out, eyes narrowing more and more as he groaned. The sound of the ship arriving made him sigh again and force the screen device back into his pocket. Diddy and kitty walked in and sat down in the back, strapping themselves in. Kitty stared at the windows running along the walls as they flew up, they city fading away into the darkness of space and stars, wondering about the events. Then he flinched. The orb was gone. neither kitty or diddy took it. and the 6 reminding gang members were out there.
Kitty exhaled and closed his eyes. leaning back.
A while later they finally landed on Miraeplanet and drove to Mirae mansion. it wad a futuristic nitromaxxing mansion, and had guards posted everywhere. A robot secretary was in the drawing room, yelling at then that they hadnt scheduled a time, and tried to force them out but kitty slammed it away with an annoyed frown. They simulator opened the large doors to Boss miraes office. there she was, sitting at her desk, mystic and prophet sitting at either side, like little dogs. She nodded to the two men. Kitty and diddy sat down. and as they were doing so Mirae clicked her fingers and project and mystic got up, leaving to a room connected to the office. Mirae cleared her throat and nodded, looking at the two as her finger pressed again a cup on her desk.
" Hello, kitty. Hello diddy.. arent you 2 early." She spoke in a flat, somewhat charming voice, as if completely unaware of the situation. "Hello.." diddy murmured, nearly choking on air. Kitty sighed and looked at Mirae, picking at the textures on his belt. " Why were we sent on the same mission? and why werent we notified?" Kitty said, eyes slightly widening. Mirae paused and eyed both of them, staying silent for a minute or two. A slow breath escaped her as she smiled at diddy and gestured to the room to which mystic and project disappeared to. He silently got up and left, leaving kitty and mirae alone. " What. do you mean. Both of you"
Her eyes narrowed with hatred and she leaned in
"i sent you originally, but it wad canceled, i sent out agent diddy instead. You ruined the mission. Where is the Florpian gooning orb? where are the Shlon poofa gang? you messed it all up" mirae snapped and leaned back in her chair, staring kitty down. Kitty went quiet and stared at the desk, picking at his nails. "i.. i wasnt told-"
Kitty was interrupted by a loud growl and a bang of something. he jumped out of the chair and ducked behind it as the cup came crashing right into where he had been sitting. Miraes alpha form came out and she was growling, throwing shit and screaming. " YOU. You messed it up and now I deal with it. Awoooo. Agent diddy couldve handled it but u had to interfere. GET OUT"
She pointed to the door and howled again, her aura maxxing out.
Kitty got up and sprinted out, a second pair of footsteps following her. he spun around to see diddy, slamming the door behind them. they quickly made their way down and sped away, diddy following kitty. They stopped at kittys apartment, and kitty parked his flying motorcycle at the door. diddy stared at him, feelinf himself start to blush.
"What now?"
"Iannow, wanna make out, yo yo yo"
Kitty shrugged and started break dancing before he opened the door to his apartment. Diddy shrugged and nodded and then gor freaky and rhen touched kids together okah bye jm too tired to write more
