Mummy Direction (One Direction 6th Member)

Incorrect Quotes

Life with One Direction and Y/N was never dull, there was never a moment. Between rehearsals, interviews, and spontaneous shenanigans, there was always something happening. But there was one thing that made it all the more entertaining—incorrect quotes. Whether they were wise words of "advice" from Liam, random musings from Niall, or completely out-of-nowhere life philosophies from Zayn, these moments became legendary. And of course, Y/N, with her mischievous sense of humor, was right there with them, adding her own quirky take on everything from socks to pizza.

Sometimes it was a moment of pure confusion. Other times, it was just the boys being their usual selves—laughing at the absurdity of it all. But no matter what, these "quotes" became a cherished part of their everyday banter.

Here is a compilation of a few of them.

1. "Cheese - It's the foundation of happiness" - Liam

It was a sunny Monday, the group just woke up from a well-deserved rest after returning home from their successful tour. Nothing too fancy, just a simple and peaceful breakfast. They were all sitting in the kitchen, silently munching their food and sipping their coffee.

Liam was on his phone, watching a YouTube video while he sipped on his black coffee, just letting everyone talk. As the boys went on about their favorite snacks, Liam suddenly got very serious, standing by his food philosophy. 

"You know..." he suddenly trailed off, his eyes still fixed on his phone. "To truly be happy in life, you must always make sure you have at least three different types of cheese in your fridge at all times." he continued, this silenced the room as they all stared at Liam; shocked by his sudden philosophy about cheese.

Not long after, laughter began to be heard across the flat. "Ain't that the most 'dad' quote I've ever heard!" Louis laughed, placing an arm around his brother. 

Liam, always the practical one, shrugged unapologetically. "It's true though. You can't have a proper sandwich or snack without cheese. It's the foundation of happiness." Niall chimed in, nodding enthusiastically. "I mean, I'm with Liam here. If I don't have cheddar, mozzarella, and something a little fancy like brie, I'm not living my best life."

Liam grinned at the playful teasing, clearly proud of his "dad" moment, while the rest of the boys joked about creating a fan theory that cheese was the key to Liam's happiness.

"Liam, I just wanna eat my cheese bread!" Y/N groaned at him playfully, causing the group to erupt in laughter again. Zayn couldn't even contain his laugh, his coffee was spilling on the table. "Oi, lad! Stop spilling!" was heard from Harry, who was sitting beside Niall.

"Enough YouTube for you today, yeah?" Zayn joked as he stood up to wipe the spilled coffee.

2. "When life gives you lemon, Y/N will make five different lemonades!" - Harry.

It had been one of those frantic days leading up to a big performance. The schedule was tight, everyone was running behind, and the stress levels were through the roof. The boys were trying to finish their pre-show rituals, and chaos was beginning to erupt when Y/N calmly stepped in to restore order, her usual efficiency shining through.

Niall had accidentally spilled water all over the setlist, Louis had gotten distracted by a new phone game, and Zayn had a slight wardrobe malfunction with his jacket. The panic and anxiety of getting through the night was high.

Y/N, who had already sorted through everyone's bags, made sure they had their things and made a mental checklist of what still needed to be done, took a deep breath and rolled up her sleeves.

"Alright, lads, here's what we're doing," she said, her tone authoritative but calm. "Niall, grab the new setlist from the dressing room. Louis put your phone down and get ready, that game can wait. Zayn, let's fix that jacket, and I'll be right there with the backup plan if you need help."