Stroller Wars and Avengers' Parenting Survival Kit

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The living room of Stark Tower was a scene of organized chaos. Boxes were scattered everywhere, courtesy of Tony’s latest surprise: a custom-designed StarkTech stroller.

“This isn’t just any stroller,” Tony said proudly, standing next to the unopened box. “It’s a revolutionary baby transportation system. Lightweight vibranium alloy frame, integrated AI assistant, climate control, and—”

“Does it fly?” Peter interrupted, staring at the enormous box skeptically.

Tony smirked. “Of course, it flies. But only in emergencies. It’s baby-proofed and has parental override.”

MJ, perched on the couch, raised an eyebrow. “Tony, it’s a stroller, not an Iron Man suit.”

“Why not both?” Tony quipped.

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Assembly Troubles Begin

Peter rolled up his sleeves. “Alright, let’s get this thing set up.”

“Need help?” Harley teased, leaning against the doorframe.

“Nope,” Peter replied, determined. “I can handle it.”

Ten minutes later, Peter was sitting cross-legged on the floor, frowning at a pile of parts. The instruction manual, a thick booklet of diagrams and technical jargon, was spread out in front of him.

“Step 1,” he muttered, squinting at the page. “Attach the modular nano-titanium wheels to the anti-gravity suspension unit…”

“Sounds easy,” Harley joked, grabbing a piece.

Peter snatched it back. “I’ve got this!”

Morgan peeked in, laughing. “You sure? It looks like you’re building a spaceship.”

“Shh,” Peter said, holding up a hand. “Concentration is key.”

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Tony Steps In

After another twenty minutes of Peter fumbling with parts, Tony couldn’t take it anymore.

“Move over, Spider-Boy,” Tony said, stepping into the fray.

“I don’t need help,” Peter protested.

Tony smirked. “Kid, you’re assembling it backwards. That’s the hover stabilizer, not the handlebar.”

Peter groaned but reluctantly moved aside, watching as Tony expertly pieced the stroller together in record time.

“There,” Tony said, standing back to admire his work. “One StarkTech stroller, fully operational.”

Peter muttered under his breath, “Show-off.”

MJ laughed. “Thank you, Tony. It looks amazing.”

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The Avengers’ Gift

Just as the stroller demonstration began, the doorbell rang, and Steve walked in with a large box. Behind him were the rest of the Avengers, each carrying something.

“What’s all this?” MJ asked, sitting up straighter.

Steve set the box down with a grin. “We put together a parenting survival kit for you.”

Natasha opened the box, revealing its contents. Inside were baby monitors, a stack of onesies with superhero logos, a diaper bag designed to look like Captain America’s shield, and a few jars of homemade baby food labeled in Thor’s handwriting.

“There’s also an unbreakable baby bottle,” Bruce said, holding it up. “Made from gamma-resistant material.”

“And this,” Clint added, pulling out a tiny bow and arrow set. “For when they’re older.”

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