Nelson: Okay... next one is called... How Its Made...
Ursula/Chariot: (Confused) Eh? Is it supposed to be about how the Tiny Desk Engineer is made?
Priscila: Oh no... we're going to know how its made, huh?
Blair: Welp, better get my paper bag ready just in case...
Nelson: Right... here we go!
The video starts which wasted no time.
Narrator: Everybody has a Tiny Desk Engineers these days.
Gaëlle: Exactly how people are buying it when the commercial explicitly says its really that useless and expensive troubles me and my view on humanity as a whole.
Mirage: I really don't understand these weird marketing things...
Narrator: But how are they made? Let's find out!
Akko: (Excitedly) Alright! Let's see what are these bad boys are made of!
Sucy: Whatever it is, it's going tobe questionable...
Narrator: We are in the Tiny Desk Factory, where we see the Engineers rubbing sandwiches on the Heavy to extract the oil.
Irene: (Confused) I'm sorry, what?
The video shows two Engineers rubbing sandwiches on the Heavy who has no shirt on while another Engineer observes the process.
Bianca: (Disgusted) Ew!!! What the heck are they doing to those sandwiches?!
Jasminka: (Disheartened) Those sandwiches... all wasted...
Abigail: Also, what's with this extracting oil at the Heavy? Wouldn't take a long time? Unless they happen to do it in a very hot room or something.
Joanna: My brain is already having a severe malfunction right now...
Narrator: After that very important step, a Sniper collects the mysterious oil-
Gaëlle: Let me guess, he drinks it?
Narrator: -and drinks it.
The video shows a Sniper collecting a jar of oils that somehow looks similar to piss and drinks it with no problem whatsoever.
Finnelan: (Pinches nose) What am I even watching right now...
Nina: Is it concerning that this so-called oil looks almost like Sniper's piss?
Barbara: (Disgusted) Don't say that! It makes it more disgusting that it already is!
Chloé: (Disgusted) And what benefits to they even gain from this?!
Narrator: While that happens, a Spy and an Engineer go into a room for about two hours.
The video shows both Spy and Engineer heading inside of a bathroom as the Spy lets out a series of snorting sounds as they enter the room.
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