1D Groupchat.

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Liam: why did I come back to the discussion of vaginas?

Louis: Niall had to learn.

Zayn: fucking gross, man.

Louis: stop arguing you're straight if you get grossed out by hoohahs.

Harry: stop calling them that lol.

Niall: we can call dicks many names.

Zayn: yeah, like Louis.

Louis: honestly go to hell.

Zayn: I'm already there because you're here.

Harry: I love how you two argue but we all know you genuinely love one another.

Niall: it's a loving relationship.

Liam: two of my favorite people constantly insulting each other >>>> two of my favorite people getting along.

Louis: who do you think discovered orgasms?

Harry: ??

Niall: me in my past life.

Liam: somehow that makes sense.

Zayn: which is strange because Niall has never made any sense.

Niall: I have matured since graduating.

Harry: LOL.

Zayn: LMAOOOO.

Liam: lololololol.

Louis: LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOA.

Niall: all of you go shove your dicks into an electric socket since they're all small enough.

Harry: want us to pull a Niall and send a photo?

Niall: OH GOD NO PLEASE DONT.

Zayn: you didn't listen when we asked you not to so why should we listen to you?

Niall: okay that's fair. send your peepees.

Liam: hell no.

Harry: I was kidding.

Zayn: I would never do that.

Louis: *image attached*

Niall: OH MY GOD.

Liam: LOUIS, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Harry: 😶😶😶😶

Zayn: WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT??

Louis: MY DICK IS PERFECT.

Zayn: THE VEIN DOESNT LOOK NORMAL.

Louis: oh that? it always looks like that when I'm horny. that's why I had my finger covering my peepee hole because I leak like a faucet.

Niall: 🥴🥴🥴😮‍💨

Zayn:🤢🤢🤢🤢

Liam:😦😦😦😦

Harry:☹️☹️☹️☹️

Niall: don't act surprised harry when he probably leaks inside of you.

Harry: wtf??

Louis: he's not wrong.

Harry: LOUIS, STFU.

Niall: we got those two out of the way so now it's time for Zayn and Liam.

Liam: what?

Zayn: shut up, Niall.