Potato Princess 27 Obituary

The professional porta potty cleaner formally known as Potato Princess 27 died at age negative 27. She unfortunately passed away during an annual watermelon gulping competition. She was a champion in swallowing watermelons whole and sharting them out in one piece. She got the tummy grumblies so she knew it was time to poop the watermelon out. When she went to rid herself of the watermelon in the nearest porta potty, she dropped her favorite poop knife down into the toilet. She was not about to lose her favorite poop knife, so she reached in, grabbed her poop knife, started to arise from the toilet when out of nowhere she slipped and fell headfirst down the porta potty. Slowly but surely, she sunk 10 feet deep into the toilet tank and eventually died down there. The most tragic part of this tale is that Potato Princess 27 would still be alive today if she had been able to finish sharting the watermelons; because she was unable to do so, she exploded. The explosion sounded like fireworks and released a watermelon scent into the air. Potato Princess 27 was found a week later clutching her poop knife. She will be remembered and missed by her father, Richard Ricky Richardson. Her mother, Polly Potato Poo poo, her grandfather and spouse, Pee-pee-poo-poo-paul and so many other people. She was an incredible porta potty cleaner, watermelon gulper, poop knife owner, Alabama citizen, and so much more.

Rest in many pieces, Potato Princess 27.

(Get it cuz she exploded hehehaha)