Chapter: The Karen Chronicles

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Three weeks had passed since the big hangout, and Fell and Ink were hanging out in a cozy corner of the room, chatting and sketching random things. Ink had come up with a new idea and pulled out his phone, ready to start recording.

"Hey, Fell," Ink said, grinning mischievously, "Let's draw something random."

Fell, already leaning back in his chair and trying to relax, raised an eyebrow. "And who's that someone going to be?"

Ink's eyes lit up with excitement as he spoke, "A Karen. Oh god, I'm so scared. What's a Karen doing as a pro wrestler?"

Fell immediately burst into laughter. "This is gonna be good," he muttered.

"Somehow," Ink continued, "this seems like the perfect job for a Karen."

Fell chuckled, nodding. "You know what? Maybe it's a good thing we got all these Karens with nothing better to do—just send them to the WWE."

Ink snickered. "None of these pro wrestling outfits quite have that Karen vibe. I take it back, though. I found the perfect one! A Karen's true strength does not come from her muscles, Nono! It comes from her sense of entitlement, dripping from her every gaping mouth. And of course, she has to have nice boots for all of the employees she's going to step all over to let her use an expired coupon."

Fell was nearly doubled over with laughter. "I'm the expired coupon lady! I come out at night and throw expired coupons all over the store!"

Ink held his phone higher as he continued to crack up. "Let's see... we have the Karen haircut, the uncontrollable rage... what am I missing? Ah, yes. Care to read it, Fell?"

Fell took a deep breath, then dramatically said in his best Karen voice, "I want the manager now!"

Ink nodded triumphantly as he stopped the recording. "And that's a wrap. Perfect Karen material right there."

They both laughed, knowing this would be a hilarious addition to their ever-growing collection of funny content. Ink quickly sent the video to the Sanses group chat, where their reactions were swift and hilarious.

Group Chat Reactions:

Dust: "Oh gods, I can't breathe, Fell. That was gold!" 😂

Cross: "Fell, I can hear the Karen in your voice. You're terrifying."

Error: "This... is honestly the most terrifying thing I've ever seen. I'm horrified and laughing at the same time."

Ink: "Glad you all enjoyed it. We make this world a better place one Karen at a time."

Nightmare: "I didn't need to hear that, Ink. I am forever scarred."

Killer: "I think I've seen that Karen at the store before. I'm gonna be avoiding that aisle now." 😭

Fresh: "Yo, this is some A+ content. The Karen's a literal nightmare!"

Bill: "I've never seen a more accurate portrayal of true power... pure terror and entitlement."

Stretch: "I'm not sure if this is funny or if I should be hiding my wallet."

Sci: "I'm sending this to my brother for when he complains about his job. This is going in the 'bad customer' folder." 😂

Stars: "I don't even know how to respond to this. What have I just witnessed?"

Geno: "This is borderline genius. I'm both impressed and disturbed."

Fell: "Hey, I'm just here to make people laugh. Glad you all appreciate my acting skills."

Dream: "I have a bad feeling this is gonna come up at the worst possible time."

The group chat was flooded with replies, some cracking jokes, others simply in awe of the perfect mix of absurdity and spot-on Karen behavior. Ink and Fell both laughed at the responses, feeling proud of their creation.

Fell looked over at Ink, still grinning. "Well, guess we're legends now."

Ink snickered, shaking his head. "I'll let you know when I get the manager."

Fell rolled his eyes, still chuckling. "As long as it's not a Karen asking for the manager."

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