Chapter: Patricia

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Chapter: Patricia the Karen

Ink and Fell were back at it again, this time ready to create another art video. The duo sat in front of their sketchbooks, ready to bring some more chaos into the world. Ink had the idea for today's character and was eager to get started.

Ink grinned mischievously. "Alright, guys, last time we did Chad. But today, we're doing someone special... Patricia."

Fell raised an eyebrow. "Patricia? What's so special about Patricia?"

Ink shrugged, his eyes gleaming with excitement. "Well, Patricia is either really young or really old. There's no middle ground. They just sort of... exist in extremes."

Fell leaned forward, trying to hold in his laughter. "Oh, this is gonna be good."

Ink smirked. "Let's get into it. Patricia, when she was young, didn't listen to anyone." He paused before pulling out his phone and playing a clip. "She would throw tantrums at the drop of a hat. Like this one." He pressed play.

Clip of a young Patricia yelling:

"Patricia! Get it together, sweetie! We have a show this weekend!"

Fell laughed so hard, he almost dropped his sketchpad. "See what I mean?" he said between laughs. "Young Patricia was a force of nature."

Ink chuckled. "But as she aged, well, Patricia didn't change much. She still doesn't listen to anyone... but now, it's more due to the hearing aids." He gave a mock serious look. "Progress."

Fell shook his head, his grin wide. "Patricia enjoys the finer things in life, though. She's refined—she's got taste. From her sutures to her husband, everything about her screams elegance." He waggled his eyebrows. "She loves opera and pearl necklaces, you know. Real classy stuff."

Ink smirked, pointing at Fell. "And don't forget, Olive Garden. I think this is important."

Fell looked at Ink, his eyes mischievous. "Oh yeah. Bring me more breadsticks, breadstick boy!" He imitated the voice of an entitled diner, holding up an imaginary menu and waving it dramatically. "Hahaha, I'm Patricia!"

Ink had to stop for a second to compose himself, trying not to laugh. "Patricia aged like fine wine. Expensive, with perfect taste... and just a little bitter."

Fell leaned back in his chair, a mock sigh escaping his lips. "You do you, Patricia. You're better than the rest of us."

They both shared a moment of laughter, and then Ink quickly hit "stop" on the recording. The video was finished. They shared a look of satisfaction, already knowing how hilarious it was.

"Well, that's going to be fun to share," Ink said with a grin.

Fell gave him a thumbs-up. "Let's send it to the gang. They're gonna love this one."

With a few clicks, the video was sent to the Sans GC. Moments later, the reactions started flooding in.

Group Chat Reactions:

Dust: "I swear to god, every time you two make something, I lose my mind." 😂

Nightmare: "I'm both terrified and impressed. Patricia, really? This is genius."

Error: "I just want to know how you guys come up with this stuff. I feel like I've learned too much today."

Cross: "Patricia sounds like she'd beat me in a race for the last breadstick at Olive Garden. Not sure how I feel about that."

Ink: "She definitely would. No one can out-Breadstick a Karen."

Killer: "Oh god, now I'm gonna see a Karen every time I go to Olive Garden. I don't need this stress in my life." 😂

Fresh: "I don't know whether to laugh or cry. I think I'm both. This is amazing."

Stars: "I don't understand this, but I'm laughing. This is peak absurdity."

Geno: "What did I just watch? I feel like I'm stuck in a dream."

Sci: "I mean, it's very accurate. We've all met Patricia, right?"

Bill: "I don't even know who this 'Patricia' is, but I'm scared of her now."

Stretch: "Well, that was horrifying, but hilarious at the same time. Thanks for the laughs, I guess." 😂

Dancer: "Okay, but Patricia probably can still kick my ass if I'm not careful."

Fell looked at Ink's phone, watching as the group chat filled up with responses. They both chuckled at how their random creations were getting such wild reactions.

Ink turned to Fell with a grin. "I think they like it."

Fell leaned back in his chair, giving a satisfied nod. "Yeah, this one's gonna be a classic."

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