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Group Chat (Kid vs Kat Edition)

EroticBurtonburger starts the group chat

EroticBurtonburger: Hello? Anybody here yet?

EroticBurtonburger: ... Should I end this?

Dennisish enters the chat

Dennisish: Would you hold up for a minute? I just got dressed, okay?

EroticBurtonburger: Okay! Sorry, I'm having impatience mode on.

Dennisish: Impatience mode on? That's not a thing. I'm guessing that you can't understand patience for one second, unlike you need to relax a bit.

EroticBurtonburger: Okay, I understand but what's up?

Dennisish: Nothing much until you popped by bubble by starting this mess. :(

EroticBurtonburger: I'm sorry, I just need to do something like chit chatting because of my boredom. Have you saw the comment about the user?

Dennisish: What comment?

EroticBurtonburger: They said to one of my favorite users online "So you make money by talking crap? Congratulations, why don't you do some work?" Did you read that?

Dennisish: I did and I went to them and told them to stfu. They didn't reply unfortunately but I don't care, the user is probably a robot who doesn't care about careers in general and instead wants to go around and give out constructive criticism. By telling the user to do some work, come on! No one works nowadays due to technology in their hands.

EroticBurtonburger: IKR! What's wrong with that user? They have no right to write stuff like that. I don't believe in constructive criticism, it's ridiculously high on trash.

Dennisish: What's wrong with constructive criticism? It can improve anything like your writing on blogs or anything. I would suggest you think before acting? Okay?

EroticBurtonburger: Ugh! This is why I hate constructive criticism!

Dennisish: Okay then.

SpoiledGreenieKat enters the group chat

SpoiledGreenieKat: What's going on here? I'm trying to put on my nails.

EroticBurtonburger: Millie!? Did I ask you to go put on color on your nails!? How disgusting!

SpoiledGreenieKat: What's wrong with me putting on something so refreshing?

SpoiledGreenieKat: Besides, I love makeup as a 9 year old.

EroticBurtonburger: Whatever. Anyways, what do you want to talk about Dennisish?

Dennisish: Um... Captain Blastroid? Have you seen the movie?

EroticBurtonburger: Yes, I can't believe that Millie watched it and spoiled it for me. She's cringe af.

SpoiledGreenieKat: HEY! I DIDN'T WATCH THE ENTIRE MOVIE BECAUSE YOU TURNED OFF THE POWER IN MISS MUNSON'S HOUSE! WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME TO SHOVE OFF!?

EroticBurtonburger: PLEASE LEAVE THE CHAT MILLIE OR I'M REMOVING YOU!

SpoiledGreenieKat: Nope! I'm staying here until you apologize to me, I'm telling daddy.

EroticBurtonburger: Fine! You can stay but keep yourself away from our talks.

SpoiledGreenieKat: Okay then... *Smirks*

EroticBurtonburger: Okay then, Dennisish? Are you still there?

Dennisish: Yeah, I just watched you two argue like cats and dogs.

EroticBurtonburger: Sometimes I wish I was an only child like you Dennis.

Dennisish: Being an only child isn't easy Coop, my parents are mainly working and being alone isn't easy. Being an only child is like playing outside of a dumpster fire, surrounded by flames and more.

EroticBurtonburger: Is this poetic speaking or something?

Dennisish: Okay and? I don't care right now because Fiona is coming in.

MunsonHarmony1 enters the group chat

MunsonHarmony1: Hi guys, what's wrong?

MunsonHarmony1: I'm with Dennis on a date. *Giggles*

EroticBurtonburger: Wait... You're dating Dennis?

MunsonHarmony1: Yeah, unfortunately.

EroticBurtonburger has left the chat

Dennisish: FIONA WTF WAS THAT FOR!? I'M NOT INTO YOU IN A ROMANTIC WAY! WTF IS THIS!?

MunsonHarmony1: Come on, I was only playing with Coop. You know that.

Dennisish: Whatever, when will he return?

MunsonHarmony1: Not today?

Dennisish: Okay then and I wouldn't suggest questioning Millie about her being.

SpoiledGreenieKat: DIDN'T COOP SAY TO NOT BRING ME UP INTO THIS CONVERSATION!?

Dennisish: IDGAF, okay?

SpoiledGreenieKat: Wtf!

Dennisish: Anyways, what do you want? I need to leave the chat before Lorne and Harley comes in. Any minute?

MunsonHarmony1: What's wrong with Lorne and Harley?

Dennisish: They cause chaos everywhere I go! It's annoying like heck!

CarnageProdigy enters the group chat

CarnageProdigy: What did I miss?

Dennisish: Why do you care Lorne?

TightDoomsday enters the group chat

TightDoomsday: WHAT'S UP SUCKERS!?

Dennisish: WTF HARLEY!? DON'T SAY THAT! I HATE THAT!