Arachina: You know what, I've never opened a letter before *opens letter*
Arachina: *reads* A scavenger dares Aspen to give her author powers to Kinkajou. And as soon as this is read Aspen's magic will transfer to Kinkajou. Oh...
*distant scream*
*a huge banana walks in*
Banana: Hello! I'm Banana, this is Strawberry.
*huge strawberry walks in*
Strawberry: Hello! Please eat me!
Arachina: Oh my-
Kinkajou: Hey Arachina! Isn't it amazing how I suddenly got these powers? Bananaaaaaaa! Come into my moooouuuuuth pleeeeaaaasse!
Banana: Anything for you creature that's higher on the food chain than me! *jumps into Kinkajou's mouth*
Kinkajou: Mmm, delicious.
Banana: Also, hey guys! Thanks for 2k views and 51 votes! ACCCCKKK! *finally gets eaten by Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: Jeez that was hard to swallow, it kept saying something about votes and views. Anyway, want the strawberry?
Strawberry: *smiles creepily at Arachina*
Arachina: N-No, I'm good... *walks away and crashes into Umber*
Umber: HI! I-I mean, hey. Wait no, that was too weird, hello Arachina! Nah, too formal...
Umber: Ooooh! Giant food!
Strawberry: Please eat me!
Umber: Will do!
Strawberry: It is Christmas after all!
Umber: Anything you'd like, my dear strawberry.
Arachina: Please don't tell me you're flirting with fruit.
Umber: How come I haven't seen you around here? Surely a strawberry as fine as you would catch my attention.
Kinkajou: *facetalons* Worst Christmas gift ever.
Arachina: Second worst, the worst is that the book is continuing in January, sorry guys!
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