Mist was all I could see. Besides the old faded grave stones of course.
"Billy-Bob Joe?" I muttered. I had no idea people actually did that to their kids. Oh well.
"I can't see a damn thing." I could barely see three feet ahead of me.
As I came to a small hill in the middle of the grave yard, the mist cleared up. I noticed a tree in the center and bright colors to my right.
"What the hell!?" I saw a pale, skinny bald body, in a bright frilly dress, sidestepping and clapping while Shake it Off blasted from a pink boombox.
The figure spun around, facing me.
"V-Voldemort?" I questioned, watching as the dress swayed with his movements, his bright pink heels sidestepping towards me.
"Come my child, dance the ZUMBA WITH ME" He shouted twirling around me.
"What? No!" I stuttered, walking down the hill.
He stopped dancing and stood still.
"Fine. However, YOU MUST PAY FOR DISOBEYING THE DARK LORD!" He began hip thrusting around the tree while resuming his clapping.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!?" Tears poured out of my eyes as I watched The Dark Lord thrust the air around a tree.
