As The Holiday Season Rolls Into The Troll Kingdom, Everyone Is Ready To Celebrate! Excited Most Of All Is Branch, Now Reunited With His Brothers And Together They Can Celebrate Their Annual "Bro-liday". Only Problem Is That His Brothers All Have Pl...
Not Even A Walking, Talking, No Socks Cloud Made From The Concept Of Hilarity..
Except For This Cloud-
Also Known As The Greatest Narrator And Best Character Of This Franchise!
Cloud Guy, In A Santa Holiday Hat, Was Sitting In A Cozy Rocking Chair. "Oh Hello! Didn't See You All There With The Blinding Lights And Burning Fire Behind Me. So Glad To See You All Here! It's The Holiday Season And You Know What That Means?"
Cloud Guy Began To Chuckle To Himself As He Rocked Back N Forth. "HehehEHAHAHA! No Nooo Doesn't Mean To Torment Ol' Dumpy Diapers, Although That Could Cause For Some Holiday Cheer In My Household! Nah Uh, It's Time For Some Classic Christmas Stories! Wouldn't That Just Be The Merriest Thing To Do This Season?"
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"Well If You're Not Gonna Respond Back, I'll Just Tell You The Correct Answer Which Is: FUDGE YEAH!!! Let's See What We Got, Shall We? 😊" Cloud Guy Barfed Up A Big Book Of Holiday Tales. 📚
"Let's See Here! Ooh! How About The Story Of A Grumpy Guy Who Gets Visited By Ghosts Of Times! Huh? Eh? No? Allrightyyyy Ummm...OOH! How About This One When Another Grouchy Guy STEALS CHRISTMAS! Too Cliche? GOSH MAKE UP YOUR MIND AUDIENCE!" Cloud Guy Said, Starting To Get Frustrated At The Wattpad Readers.
Cloud Guy Flipped Through Multiple Pages Of Christmas Stories. "A Story Of When Christmas Is Everyday?! The Story Of Various Colorful Characters Helping Santa Delivering Presents?!? A STORY OF A KID BEING LEFT HOME ALONE ON CHRISTMAS?!?!? THE GREAT NOEL?!?!? AN ELF PLAYED BY WILL FERREL THAT'S A FUMBLE IDIOT?!?! GAAAAHH!!!"
Cloud Guy, In A Pit Of Rage, Ripped Up The Story Book Into Pieces. "UGH! UGGGH! UGGGHHH!! FINE!! IF YOU READER BOZOS WON'T PICK A STORY, THEN YOU ALL HAVE NO USE FOR ME! THESE ARE ALL CLASSIC BOOKS AND YOU'RE BEING INDECISIVE LIKE A NEWLY WEDDED BRIDE! BAH-HUMBUG!!!"
Mr. Dinkles Popped Up And Cleared His Throat As He Spoke. "As It Seems Our Reluctant Cloud Friend Is Having A Little Episode-"
"FARKING ICEHOLEESSS!!!" Cloud Guy Screamed Out In Christmas Cussing, As He Tore Down The Decorations.
Mr. Dinkles Continued To Speak To The Wattpad Readers. "I'll Be Taking Over As Narrator With An Original Holiday Tale, As I Was Also Part Of This Story. A-A-Ahem! Sit Back, Relax, Enjoy Some Non-Alcoholic Eggnog, Or Alcoholic If You Prefer, As I Tell You This Heartwarming Holiday Story Of Family.."
