p00 awoke in a dark wet m,ysterious place he felt around the cold surface until he found something squishy, suddenly the dark room bust with light as if the roof had been taken off this mysterious place, he looked down at the squishy thing that he had previuosly felt up.
"Hello"the squishy brown thing said, ghe had relised it was his mother. his long long long long long long long long long long long stringy thing from hes past AKA his mumma.
"Mummy!" he screamed with glee he ran up and hugged his long long long long long long long long long long long stringy thing from hes past AKA his mumma "where are we?" He assed "A sad place called ........ The toilet DUH DUH DUUUUUUUU!" his long long long long long long long long long long stringy thing from hes past AKA his mumma exclaimed. "The toilet nooooo!" p00 looked at his squishy brown hands and sighed "this is a cruel world mama, cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel cruel ... cruel world" He sighed once more. his long long long long long long long long long long long stringy thing from hes past AKA his mumma began to dig through his nose to find something tasty and delicatble and pulled out a long long long long long long long long long long long stringy thing AKA a photo of his long long long long long long long long long long long stringy thing from hes past AKA his dad. "oh is my daddy still a big fat dioreah?" HE SAID "noooooooooooo,nooooo,no.....nope hes a constapaition now. i dont love him as much as i used to......" She puddle off in pooey thought.
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Guys i swear we are not retardeded.
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