'xelqua, join us, and we might spare your admin' said Jadyn, showing the admin at the corner tied up
'and take him' Helyon said, as she yeeted etho to them.
'we just what xelqua to join us that all' Jadyn said
'and we might spare-' before helyon could finish her sentence grian cut her off and said 'yo, you need a mint for your bad breath' 'OOF ROASTED' cub managed to wheeze out all the hermits there laughed so hard at that, bdubs chokes from his spit.
'HOW DARE YOU' Helyon screeched
'wait wait let me cook' cleo said to grian grinning.
'I consider you my sun.' cleo said
'wait what?' grian commented as she Bombastic side eye cleo when she said that
'at least someone here have respect' Helyon remarked
cleo grinned when she heard that
'Helyon, they are not worth our time' Jadyn said
'Oops I forgot you existed' Helyon blurted out
*sighs* * 'lets just get this over with.' Jadyn said, clearly disappointed
'nuh uh' cleo suddenly said 'let me finish my sentence'
' and what is it?' Jadyn raised a brow, staring at cleo
'I consider you my sun...' cleo smirked as she continued. 'Now please get 97 million miles away from here.' Tango and zedaph burst out laughing.
'A glow stick has a brighter future than you. Lasts longer, too! that means a glow stick is more useful than you right?' grian blurted out. pearl Smirked before erupting into uncontrollable laughter. 'I know why you put on makeup every day: to escape reality.' cleo added scar Stumbled forward, laughter wracking their body, barely able to stand upright. 'can I try?' scar asked 'go for it but you better make it good' cleo said 'You're so fake, Barbie might actually be jealous.' Doc Dropped to his knees, laughing so loudly and erratically it sent chills down spines.
'DO YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR US?' Helyon yelled
'YOUR LIFE IS A JOKE!' Helyon added
'My life may be a joke, but it's not as funny as your outfit.' grian Replied making the watcher insane
'I would smack you, but I'm against animal abuse.' pearl stated, not even trying to make a straight face.
'uhm uh...' helyon stuttered, trying to think of a good comeback
'Are you at a loss for words, or did you exhaust your entire vocabulary?' cleo Mocked helyon
'how do you deal with them everyday?!?' Jadyn Mumbled to xisuma
'I also asked myself that everyday' xisuma replied
'but like how?' Jadyn added
'I don't know but their shenanigans are too tiring' xisuma Spoke softly and sighed
'is this even normal!?'
'Yes.'
'should I question how?'
'no.'
with that xisuma fell asleep
meanwhile with helyon and the others...
'You bring everyone so much joy... when you leave the server.' grian continued 'You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.' jevin Shrieked and collapsed to the ground, rolling around as their laughter bordered on screaming.
'I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash' cleo Scoffed
'This will be the first and last roast as we've already used up your entire vocabulary.' cleo Sneered
'That finial blow was so brutal' etho finally Chimed in into the legendary roasting battle
'HELYON LETS GO BACK, WE ARE TAKING THE ADMINS WITH US STILL.' jadyn screamed so that heylon could hear him
'I can't wait to spend my whole life without you.' cleo said before the watchers left.
'Wait... they took xisuma with them...' grian realized
the hermits was so invested into the roasting battle that they forgot about xisuma
'... WAR. everyone with me?' grian said
there wasn't any objections until Keralis asked a question
'but we don't know where' Keralis said
'we will figure that out next time but first we need a plan' joe said
[server] Evil xisuma have joined
notes: I'M SO SORRY FOR THE CLIFT HANGER RIGHT NOW BUT I HAVE NO IDEA ON HOW TO CONTINUE IT AND IT 1 AM RN... SORRY
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Humorhermitcraft x empires? maybe. grian made a chat. xisuma, exiona, npg, mumbo, scar was added into 'welcome to hermit-secret chat' INSPIRTED BY AriaGuardian (YOU SHOULD READ HER VESION, IT BETTER THAN MINE) admin rankings: @ariyaquila 's au plot...