Introducing Embarrassment and Tatyana

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I woke up in my room, it was chilly because my window was somehow left open...

"cold enough?" i said while getting up to the sound of my neighbor mowing his lawn at six in the morning. "asshole..." i looked out to scold my neighbor.

"HEY MIKE!" he looked up at me, but quickly covered his blue eyes. confused I stuck my body back in the room.

"Oh, whatever." I went to my mirror to brush my hair before going down stairs. My eyes went wide and my mouth sealed tight for i didn't know what to say. naked. no wonder Mike looked away...he saw me naked.

I quickly got a robe and put it on me and went downstairs with a messy head of hair still but that was the least of my worries right now.

creak creak creak

"darn stairs..." i whispered under my breath

i stopped half way because i heard voices.

"what are you watching?" my father

" um a sex scene duh." a....women?

"no, nobody will be watching this...even you."

"ugh...fine. your a big party pooper Herald."

"I always have and im proud of it"

i continued to walk down after there conversation was over. still the creaking stairs but i had chosen to try and ignore it. once i got to the second step i skipped the first because i wanted to jump over to the kitchen floor...big mistake. I failed so i slipped and landed on my bum and it my head al with a loud thud.

"ouchieeeeeeeeeeee" i said lowly as i got up and walked to the living room.

"good morning dad, who is this?"

"Ah! darling this is Tatyana"

"Hello! you look nice today." Tatyana said while looking at me, was she blind? oh well i shruged it of and said thank you anyways

" thank you, Tatyanna," i looked at her and smiled. "You look as if Paris Hilton was a child of the corn."

"See?! Thats what i said!" Tatyana glared at my father.

"well...only the child of the corn part. and i didn't really say it i thought it..." he has mumbled the last part.

"Well...are you to dating?" they both looked at me a bit surprised that came out of my mouth.

"SHE IS A PROSTITUTE!"

"AND HE IS A PARTY POOPER!"

bwahahahahahahahaha!!! but i managed to hold back my laughter and i just smiled "okay, but why is she here?"

"she needed a place with food and shelter and someone to help with a new job." he smiled wide because he thought he was being very generous. and she had smiled at him because he was and she was being thankful, and i just smiled because they were smiling.

"well dad we need to speak about last night, will you come with me to the kitchen?"

"oh...um yeah" He said as we walked to the kitchen and sat down at the table.

"what happened?" I said a bit scared, but ready for what was going to come out his mouth.

"Well...

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To Be Continued...

okay so im sorry i took so long it somehow got lost in my drafts and so i want you to tell me if you think something will happen between T and H or nah. and yes, the whole thing thing will be revealed next chapter i jist need to go over it quick in my notebook and make sure it makes sense first xD


so Tata! till the next chapter we will meet!

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