"LEE! COME DOWN HERE NOW!" Katie shouted up at her fiancé as she waved her wand towards the triplets, vanishing the excess food from their faces.
Upstairs, Lee Jordan was in a world of his own. He tried his Wedding robes on for the hundredth time but it just seemed different than the first times he tried it on. He was confused and in a total state.
"It suits you, you know." George apparated from nowhere. He was in his pyjamas and hadn't changed his socks yet, you could tell.
"So, managed to get away from the wife then?" Lee smiled.
"Well, you could say that, or... Or you couldn't say that."
"Why?"
"Erm, from man to man this information is, right? No telling Katie Bell and all or anything eh?" George ruffled his hair and faced Lee, who rather enjoyed his best friends random arrivals.
"She's not Katie Bell after next week you know-"
"Yeah yeah," George interrupted, sitting down on Lee's bed. "But after next week she will be Katie Jordan and you will still be Lee Jordan so HOPEFULLY you won't change..."
Lee looked puzzled, "George. What do you mean? Are women like evil Death Eaters or something unsuspecting like that? You get into bed with them on the first night and they kill you?"
"Well, yes I suppose so-"
"WHAT?"
"It was a joke! Calm down! Look at yourself, you have your robes on back to front."
"Oh, thanks George mate! Helped me a lot that did!" There was a pause as Lee took off his robes and put them back on properly.
"Welcome Lee, I would do anything for you!"
"Do you realise how creepy that sounds?"
"Oh, yeah, sorry mate. So, as I was saying! I'm not really meant to be here right now."
"Okay. Should I know any more details?" Lee smiled and sat next to George who was gazing out of the window.
"I am meant to be cleaning the toilet."
The pause after this comment from George lasted for what seemed like eternity until both men realised how ridiculous this was.
"She is a scary wife, but I kind of guessed that she would be if I married her. In Quiddich she was like a demon."
"Hahaha, you poor little Weasley! So are you planning on having any children then?"
"No," George replied quickly, "But maybe after we have settled down a bit. New house and all."
"Right."
"So how are the triplets then?" George stood up and closed the blind. "Muggle's these days."
"Well..."
Just then, Katie stormed into the room, sweat pouring down her face mixed with milk. She had slipped on Lee's tie (which was missing from his outfit!) and fallen onto the triplets breakfasts on the table.
"LEE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE, oh hello George, what a pleasant surprise to see you here... I FELL ONTO JANNET, KEELEY AND BENJAMIN."
George turned around and whispered "Poor them!" to Lee as he disappeared back to his new home.
"Right! Now to clean the toilet!" George turned round and nearly screamed. Looking up at him, was his wife.
