10 Ways to annoy Voldemort

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Here are a few ways to annoy Voldemort :)

1) Dress up like Harry Potter and every time he sees you or talks to you, interrupt him by saying "Can you touch me now Voldy?"

2) On Valentine's Day send him a box of chocolates with a note saying 'love your nose
Your lover, Harry <3'

3) Put an imperius curse on Wormtail and every time Voldemort talks to him make him interrupt by saying "oh I love you so much Voldy." Video it and put it on Facebook.

4) When he tries to stop Wormtail make him say "Voldy, I know you love me too. You don't need to be so shy"

5) Tell him that Dumbledore sends his best regards

6) Ask him how it feels to loose to a baby

7) During death eater meetings set of your ringtone on purpose and make sure you put it as a recording of someone singing 'Voldemort Voldemort oh Voldie Voldie Voldemort' in the tune of 'lollipop'

8) Tell him that you can speak parseltounge and whenever he is talking to Nagini say 'Oh, do you really fancy Wormtail? You know I think you guys would actually look really good together"

9) Pretend you can smell something and ask Voldemort if he can smell it. When he says no say "Oh sorry, I forgot you don't have a nose!"

10) Put a charm on his wand to make it pink and make it only spray sparkles

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 22, 2015 ⏰

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